Intro:
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Chorus:
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 Pour me a drink and clear my schedule
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I'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight
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  These 40 minutes are essential
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I'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight
 
Verse 1:
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  I call, she answers and her hair is wet
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    (hair is, hair is wet...)
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  I say, "Did you just shower?" she says "how'd you guess?"
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I say, "Your hair is wet" She says, "Oh yeah"
 
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I tell my boys I need some space, yeah
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I'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight
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She'll hold her iPhone 5 no further than 6 inches from her face
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I'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight
 
Verse 2:
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  She says, "Oh, look who's here. Say 'hi' to Dad!"
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(Dad, dad, hi, hi to Dad)
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 He says, "How ya doing, bud?" I say, "I'm not so bad"
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And that's the deepest talk we've ever had
 
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  Watching as she looks for her glasses
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I'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight
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She'll tell me all about the season six finale of The Blacklist
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I'ma FaceTime with my mom tonight
 
Outro:
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  My mother's covering her camera with her thumb
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I'll waste my time, FaceTiming with my mom
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My mother's covering her camera with her thumb
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I'll waste my time, FaceTiming with my mom
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My mother's covering her camera with her thumb
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I'll waste my time, FaceTiming with my mom
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My mother's covering her camera with her thumb
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I'll waste my time, FaceTiming with my mom