Verse 1: F C An open window Gm a novel Bb a couple holding hands F C An avocado Gm Dm C a poem, written in the sand Bb C F Fresh fallen snow on the ground Dm a golden retriever in a flower crown Bb C F Is this heaven? Dm C Or is it just a Chorus: F White woman Gm a white woman's Instagram Am White woman Bb C a white woman's Instagram (Instagram) F White woman Gm a white woman's Instagram Am White woman Bb a white woman's Instagram Verse 2: F C Latte foam art Gm Tiny pumpkins Bb Fuzzy, comfy socks F C Coffee table made out of driftwood Gm a bobblehead of Ruth Bader Ginsburg Dm C a needlepoint of a fox Bb C F Some random quote from Lord of the Rings Dm Incorrectly attributed to Martin Luther King Bb C F Is this heaven? Dm C Or am I looking at a Chorus: F White woman Gm a white woman's Instagram Am White woman (White woman) Bb C a white woman's Instagram (Instagram) F White woman Gm a white woman's Instagram Am White woman Bb C a white woman's Instagram Bridge: C Dm Bb Her favorite photo of her mom C The caption says: Dm Bb "I can't believe it C Dm It's been a decade since you've been gone Bb Momma, I miss you C I miss sitting with you in the front yard Dm Bb Still figuring out how to keep living without you It's got a little better but it's still hard C Dm Bb Momma, I got a job I love and my own apartment C Momma, I got a boyfriend and I'm crazy about him Dm Bb Your little girl didn't do too bad Momma, I love you. Give a hug and kiss to dad" Verse 3: F C a goat-cheese salad (Goat cheese salad) Gm a backlit hammock (Backlit hammock) Dm C a simple glass of wine F C Incredibly derivative political street art Gm a dreamcatcher bought from urban outfitters Dm C a vintage neon sign Bb C F Three little words, a couple of doves Dm Bb And a ring on her finger from the person she loves C F Is this heaven? Dm C Or is it just a Chorus: F White woman Gm a white woman's Instagram Am White woman (White woman) Bb C a white woman's Instagram (Instagram) F White woman Gm a white woman's Instagram Am White woman Bb C a white woman's Instagram This arrangement is its contributor’s own interpretation, shared for private study, education and non-commercial use. The underlying song, lyrics and music remain the property of their copyright owners. To request removal, see Legal & Copyright.
6 ukulele chords used in "White Woman’s Instagram" by Bo Burnham: Am, Bb, C, Dm, F and Gm

















This song is just so accurate to a white woman’s Instagram 😲
What’s the strumming pattern?
whats the strumming pattern?