Intro:
G
       G
So long
 
Verse 1:
       B
Goodbye
     Em                D
I'll see you when I see you
        C                        Cm7   
You can pick the street I'll meet
             G       B
you on the other side
Em Gbdim    G
   So   long
       B
Goodbye
     Em               D
Do I really have to finish?
     C                Cm7   
Do returns always diminish?
      G              B
Did I say that right?
Em          Abdim7 C       Em
  Does anybody want to joke
 
Pre-chorus:
              F                   C      D G       Dm
When no one's laughing in the background?   So this
 
Chorus:
      F       C Bb
is how it ends
G     Dm      Bb              Eb     C
 I promise to never go outside  again
 
Interlude:
G       G
 So long
 
Verse 2:
B
 Bye!
    Em              D
I'm slowly losing power
       C              Cm7   
Has it only been an hour?
               G       B
No, that can't be right
Em Gbdim    G
   So   long
       B
Goodbye
     Em               D
Hey, here's a fun idea
          C                 Cm7   
How 'bout I sit on the couch
            G             B
And I watch you next time?
Em            Abdim7    C          Em
  I wanna hear      you tell a joke
 
Pre-chorus:
              F                     C    D G       Dm
When no one's laughing in thе background   So this
 
Chorus:
      F       C Bb
is how it ends
G     Dm      Bb               Eb     C Em              Am
 I promise to nevеr go outside  again    Am I going crazy? Would I even know?
 
Bridge 1:
D                        G          B         Em                  Am
 Am I right back where I started 14 years ago?  Wanna guess the en

ding? If it ever does
D                    G             B   
 I swear to God that all I've ever wanted was:
  Em
A little bit of everything all of the time
C
 A bit of everything all of the time
G
Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime
B   
    I'm finished playing, and I'm staying inside
 
Bridge 2:
C                  G                    D
 If I wake up in a house that's full of smoke
               C              Bm
I'll panic, so call me up and tell me a joke
C                   G                     D
 When I'm fully irrelevant and totally broken, damn it
Em             Bm
Call me up and tell me a joke
C        G
 Oh, xxxx
D                          Em        Bm
 You're really joking at a time like this?
 
Outro:
G
Well, well
Am
Look who's inside again
D                      Em            D
Went out to look for a reason to hide again
G
Well, well
Am                 D Ebdim7
Buddy, you found it
         Em            D   
Now come out with your hands up
      D                 G
We've got you surrounded