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The books you think I wrote are way too thick Am

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Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a dick Am

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And I don't watch you when you sleep Am

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Surprisingly I don't use my own omnipotence to be a ******* creep Am

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You're not going to heaven Am

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Why the xxxx did you think I'd ever kick it with you Am

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None of you are going to heaven F

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There's a trillion aliens cooler than you Interlude: F

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You shouldn't abstain from rape just Am

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because you think that I want you to Interlude: F

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You shouldn't rape because rape is a xxxxed up thing to do Interlude: C

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-It's pretty obvious just don't ******* **** people I didn't think I had to write that one down for you.- Am

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I don't think masturbation is obscene Am

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It's absolutely natural and the weirdest G

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******* thing I've ever seen F

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You make my job a living hell Am

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I sent gays to fix overpopulation G

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Didn't that go well Am

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You're not going to heaven Am

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Eat a thousand crackers sing a million hymns Am

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None of you are going to heaven Am

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You're not my children you're a bad game of sims Interlude: F

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You shouldn't abstain from pork because you think that I want you to Interlude: F

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You can eat pork because why the xxxx would I give a xxxx Interlude: C

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-I created the uniVerse you think I'm drawing the line at the ******* deliaisle?- Am

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You argue and you bicker and you fight Am

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Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night F

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Over what they think is true Am

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But no one entertains the thought that maybe god does not believe in you Am

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You pray so badly for heaven Am

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knowing any day may be the day that you die Am

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But maybe life on earth could be heaven Am

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Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth a try Interlude: F

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My love's the type of thing that you have to earn C

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And when you earn it you won't need it Am

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I'm not gonna give love just cause I know that you want me to Am

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If you want love then the love is gonna come from you Interlude: C

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