Chorus:
Ab                    Bb7
We've had a hell of a ride
     Db                            Ab
But you thought we were riding to heaven
     Ab                 Bb7
Well, I motherxxxxing lied
     Db                        Db7
Now crank that funky xxxx to eleven

Interlude -x2-: Ab Bb7 Db Db7

Verse:
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Photosynthetical. I want 'em botanical
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And I'm kind of theoretical -what-
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Quantum mechanical -what-
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Alphabetical, a word puritanical
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Not a hypothetical
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I rule tyrannical


Ab
Tyrannical-saurus-rex, xxxx the system, solar plexus
Ab
a lone star Texas, yeah, Too smart to be xxxist, hey
Ab
Slow it down; the xxxx's too quick, xxxx it; stick with it, the kid is too sick to quit
Ab
Haters, suck my xxxx, handle the candle, lick the wick
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No, stop, You're better than that
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Come on, mail definition; there's a letter in that


      Ab
Spell "male" then repeat the second letter in that, "a" "a" If you got a girl, let her in that
Ab
I said I got a green light, Jay Gatsby, you know leaking's just for maxi
Ab
Leak my tracks, they're tax-free, the way it should be, if you ask me
Ab
Take this music, choose it, use it, fuse it, abuse it, lose it
Ab
Some of you like it sweet, but if it's just me, then, “b”, let's ride the beat


Ab
xxxx it, get a bucket, my stomach is gonna upchuck
Bb7
Texas ranger, no, walker, get up, Chuck
Db
Pixar's xxxxs are slick 'cause they xxxxed up
Ab
What a xxxxed up stuck up suck up

Pre-Chorus:
Ab
Say this xxxx is crap, scoff
Gb 
Write me off as some white kid tryin' to rap
Fm
Because I'm willing to quit,
                 Eb7
Just kidding the kid'll keep killing this xxxx, oh

Chorus:
Ab                     Bb7
We've had a hell of a ride
    Db                                Ab
But you thought we were riding up to heaven
      Ab               Bb7
Well, I motherxxxxing lied
    Db                       Ab
So crank that funky xxxx to eleven
Ab                     Bb7
We've had a hell of a ride
    Db                                Ab
But you thought we were riding up to heaven, heaven
 Ab               Bb7
I motherxxxxing lied
    Db                        Db7
So crank that funky xxxx to eleven, baby

Verse:
Ab
Lyrical acrobat, listen, empirical mathematician, the lyrical aftermath
Ab
Is it part due to the fact that rap's elastic addict is missing
Ab
Too smart to be dismissed, hey, Miss Heart meet Mister Fist
Ab
Kids can't cut it so they try a wrist, xxxx, got nothin' on me; I'm a nihilist


         Ab
Come on, Bo, flow, blow like the wind go
Bb7
Flow like the wind blow, blowin' out the window
Db                              Db7
Amnesty, amnesia, I remember a window in Indonesia
           Ab
Pleased to meet ya


Ab
I don't believe in Jesus, Jesus please don't sneeze your cheeze-its
Ab
Please, it's just what I believe, It's not Jesus. It's Cheezez-Its, right?
Ab
Not like the Jeremiah Wright guy, Rhyme too tight and it's making you fight mine
Ab
Skin Lite-Brite, like at night what you write by, Lord of the Rings but I'm the Tolkien white guy

Pre-Chorus:
Ab
Too dense, gotta rewind it
Gb 
Hate my brain but too sane to mind it
Fm
Meanings there, but as a rule of thumb
     Eb7
Just hum if you're too dumb to find it -hmmm-

Chorus:
Ab                     Bb7
We've had a hell of a ride
     Db                               Db7
But you thought we were riding up to heaven
      Ab               Bb7
Well, I motherxxxxing lied
   Db                        Db7
So crank that funky xxxx to eleven
Ab                     Bb7
We've had a hell of a ride
     Db                               Db7
But you thought we were riding up to heaven, heaven
Ab               Bb7
I motherxxxxing lied
    Db                        Db7
Now crank that funky xxxx to eleven, baby

-Repeat-