Intro:
| Gm | Gm | Bb | C    |
| Gm | Gm | C  | Eb C |
 
Verse 1:
  Gm                      Gm
I grew up as your usual suburbanite,
       Bb                          C
a tiny town in Massachusetts, overwhelmingly white.
  Gm                             Gm
I went to church on Sundays in a suit and a tie,
Bb                                  C
  then spent my free time watching Family Guy.
  Gm                        Gm                     Bb
I started doing comedy when I was just a sheltered kid,
                  C
I wrote offensive xxxx, and I said it:
Gm                               Gm                     C
Father, please forgive me, for I did not realize what I did
            Eb         C
or that I'd live to regret it.
 
Pre-chorus:
Eb                           Bb          Gm
Times are changing, and I'm getting old.
              Bb
Are you gonna hold me accountable?
   Gm                   Bb
My bed is empty and I'm getting cold.
Gm                  Bb                    (nc)
Isn't anybody gonna hold me accountable? Uh
 
Chorus:
          Gm    Gm
I'm problematic   (He's a problem),
Gm                         C
  when I was seventeen, on Halloween
                 Gm     Gm
I dressed up as Aladdin   (He's a problem),
C                           (nc)
  I did not darken my skin, but still, it feels weird in Solo: hindsight.
 
Solo:
| Gm | Gm | Bb | C    |
| Gm | Gm | C  | Eb C |
 
Verse 2:
          Gm                            Gm
I want to show you how I'm growing as a person, but first
         Bb                                C
I feel I must address the lyrics from the previous Verse.
           Gm                            Gm
I tried to hide behind my childhood, and that's not okay,
   Bb                             C
my actions are my own, I won't explain them away.
     Gm                            Gm                           Bb
I've done a lot of self-reflecting since I started singing this song,
              C
I was totally wrong when I said it:
Gm                               Gm                     C
Father, please forgive me, for I did not realize what I did
            Eb         C
or that I'd live to regret it.
 
Pre-chorus:
Eb                          Bb           Gm
Times are changing and I'm getting old.
              Gm
Are you gonna hold me accountable?
   Eb                    Bb
My bed is empty and I'm getting cold.
Gm                    Gm                   (nc)         (nc)
  Isn't anybody gonna hold me accountable? Uh
 
Chorus:
          Gm    Gm
I'm problematic   (He's a problem)
Gm                        C
  I just remembered that Aladdin costume's
               Gm    Gm                 C                       Eb
in my mother's attic   (He's a problem)   I'm gonna go home and burn it
                   C          (nc)
or not burn it. Is burning it bad? What should I do with it?
 
Bridge:
    Eb                 Bb
And I've been totally awful,
             F                           Gm      Bb  
my closet is chock-full of stuff that is vaguely xxxxxx.
Eb                       Bb
All of it was perfectly lawful,
              F                          Gm     Bb  
just not very thoughtful at all and just really xxxxxx.
    Eb                 Bb
And I've been totally awful,
             F                           Gm      Bb  
my closet is chock-full of stuff that is vaguely xxxxxx.
Eb                       Bb
All of it was perfectly lawful,
              F                          (nc)
just not very thoughtful at all and just really ...
 
Outro:
                       Bb           Gm
And I'm really xxxxxxx sorry,
Dm                           Dm
xxxxx, I'm trying to listen, xxxx, I’ve been complicit.
Bb        Gm
Sorry,
Dm                     Dm
if I'm gonna catch up, first, I gotta fess up.
Bb        Gm        Dm        Dm
Sorry,
Bb        Gm        Dm        Dm
sorry.