Bm A It's these substandard motels on the G G Gb F -lalalalala- corner of 4th and Fremont Gb Street. Bm A Gb G Gb Appealing only because they are just that un-appealing G Gb F Gb Any practiced catholic would cross themselves upon entering. Bm A G G Gb F Gb The rooms have a hint of asbestos and maybe just a dash of formaldehyde, Bm A Gb G Gb G Gb F Gb And the habit of decomposing right before your very -lalalala- eyes. Gb Bm Along with the people inside D A Gb Bm Em D Gb What a wonderful caricature of intimacy Bm D A Gb Bm Em D Gb Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy G Bm Tonight tenants range from: a lawyer and a virgin G Bm Rising with a rosary tucked inside her lingerie Em Gb G A She's getting a job at the firm come Monday. Em Gb G A The Mrs. will stay with the cheating attorney Em Gb G A moonlighting aside, she really needs his money. Em Gb G A A wonderful caricature of intimacy. Gb Yeah -Yeah- Bm A Gb G Gb Bm And not to mention, the constable, and his proposition, for that "virgin" A G G Gb Yes, the one the lawyer met with on "strictly business" F Gb Bm A as he said to the Mrs., only hours before, G G Gb F Gb after he had left, she was fixing her face in a compact. Gb Gb G Gb There was a terrible crash -There was a terrible crash- Bm A Between her and the badge G G Gb F Gb She spilled her purse and her bag, and held a "purse" of a different kind. Gb Bm Along with the people inside D A Gb Bm Em D Gb What a wonderful caricature of intimacy Bm D A Gb Bm Em D Gb Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy Gb There are no G Bm G raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses. Bm It's sleeping with the roaches and taking best guesses Em Gb G A So shed off the sheets and before all the stains Em Gb G Bb And a few more of your least favorite things. G Bm G raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses. Bm It's sleeping with the roaches and taking best guesses Em Gb G A So shed off the sheets and before all the stains Em Gb G Bb And a few more of your least favorite things. Bm D A Gb Bm Em D Gb Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy Bm D A Gb Bm Em D Gb Inside, what a wonderful caricature of intimacy G Bm G raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses. Bm It's sleeping with the roaches and taking best guesses Em Gb G A So shed off the sheets and before all the stains Em Gb G Bb And a few more of your least favorite things. G Bm G raindrops on roses and girls in white dresses. Bm It's sleeping with the roaches and taking best guesses Em Gb G A So shed off the sheets and before all the stains Em Gb G Bb And a few more of your least favorite things.
