Intro: Gm F Eb D

Gm           F             Eb      D
Give us this day our daily dose of faux affliction
            Gm                        Eb                    D
Forgive our sins forged at the pulpit with forked-tongue-selling faux sermons
       Gm     F                  Eb               D
'Cause I am a new wave of gospel sharp and you'll be thy witness
            Gm                                                     Gm F
a gentlemen if you're gonna preach. For God's sake, preach with conviction


               Gm
Strike out the band! Whoa, the conductor is beckoning
F
Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it.
Eb
No. Don't you get it? Don't you get it?
              D
Now don't you move.


               Gm
Strike out the band! Whoa, the conductor is beckoning
F
Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it.
Eb
No. Don't you get it? Don't you get it?
              D
Now don't you move.


                              Gm              F
Just stay where I can see you douse the light!
D                            Gm    Gm F Gm F Eb D
We sure are in for a show tonight.


   Gm                        F                Eb             D
In this little number, we're graced by two displays of character
               Gm              F            Eb            D
We've got: the gunslinger extraordinaire v. walking contradictions
    Gm            F                     Eb                            D
And I for one can see no blood from the hearts and the wrists you'd allegedly slit
    Gm              F                       Gm                   Gm          Eb
And I for one won't stand for this. If this scene were a parish, y'all be condemned.


               Gm
Strike out the band! Whoa, the conductor is beckoning
F
Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it.
Eb
No. Don't you get it? Don't you get it?
              D
Now don't you move.


               Gm
Strike out the band! Whoa, the conductor is beckoning
F
Come, congregation, let's sing it like you mean it.
Eb
No. Don't you get it? Don't you get it?
               D
Now don't you, don't you move.


Eb                                 Gm     F
Stay where I can see you douse the lights.
D
We sure are in for a show tonight!
Eb                                 Gm     F
Stay where I can see you douse the lights.
D                                                  F
We sure are in - Stay where I can see you douse the lights.

Outro:
Gm F Eb D
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