Artist Panic! At The Disco
Album A Fever You Can't Sweat Out
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xE|-----0---0-------0----0-------0---0------0---0----|
xC|--------------------------------------------------|
xG|-------5---4--------5---4-------5--4-------5--4---|
                                                                             
xA|-------5------------5------------3---3-------3---3---|
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Am
Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor, and I
Dm                                              F
can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:


Am
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
Dm                                        F                  - shh -
"but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."

                             
Am                     G                    Dm                - F -
I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Am             G                   Dm                              F
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.


Am                     G                    Dm                - F -
I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Am             G                   Dm                            
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...
                
                                                          
Am       
Oh, Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
Dm                               F
Well this calls for, a toast so, pour the champagne
           
                                                                   
Am
Oh! Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
Dm                            F
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne


Am                     G                    Dm                - F -
I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Am             G                   Dm                              F
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.


Am   F   F
Again...


Am                     G                    Dm                - F -
I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Am             G                   Dm                              F
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.


Am                     G                    Dm                - F -
I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Am             G                   Dm                              F
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.


Outro:
Am             G                   Dm                              Am
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of    
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My_Pretty_Weeper

This song is sic as fric

lesbiancottonswab

eeeee a fellow clickie;)

Mip

oooh another one of us?

I panicked but it wasnt at a disco

Yay more people to harass with clique references

moguwu

u all act like my best friend and its scaring me that bean is the only person ik thats like this

Panicking_at_the_chemicals_boi

You could change whore to “sweet potato” just for Vine (rip Vine)

Jack

or you could say wonderful woman

moguwu

wonderful woman doesnt have the same feel as whore we need something with the same vibe

lesbiancottonswab

omg elise ecklund vibes over hereeee

Kuto~Chan

r u really lesbian???????
i’m just trying to find more people like me 😞

Damn Brendon's thicc

Beautiful woman

for, “goddamn” I always say, “Josh Dun”

EasyPeasyPumpkinPeasyPumpkinPieMotherfFluffer

OMG! Same, me and my friend have fun walking through the halls at school screaming “CLOSING THE JOSH DUN DOOR, NO!” Because I love top and she loves p!atd

Yeet

I agree with ur name lol

i constantly love his forehead

ok i love cause im a potato fan

niura

poor groom’s bride is JOHN CENA

thatweirdkidintheback

i love ur user name

Caro

I use DD UDU for the verses and DDU UDU for the chorus

LilithRose

I prefer plucking this way:
A:—–0——0-
E:—0——0— (4×)
C:-0——0—–
G:—–5——4-
Pluck the Dm same way as the riff then pluck the F same way as the riff or:
(Dm)
A:—–0-
E:—1— (4×)
C:-2—–
G:—–2-
(F)
A:—–0-
E:—1— (4×)
C:-0—–
G:—–2-

Credits to the ukulele teacher

I just got so emo I fell apart

This sounds really cool, thanks!

Jayden

Ayyyy ?

graceinator is ded inside

Me: Wearing my long-arse hoodie that’s supposed to be my newly-graduated sister’s from a few years back, when I was like 7, and is now 10, and wondering: Oh, why aren’t the strings making any sound? GODDAMMIT GRACEINATOR YOUR SLEEVES no dip sherlock

Macy

What is the strumming pattern? all the ones i’ve tried haven’t worked well!

Seth

One two one, two one, is what I go with

Star The Narwhal

i use DUD UD for the verses and DDUUDU for the chorus

Star The Narwhal

jut realized i put dud ud instead of dd udu

I panicked but it wasnt at a disco

I use DUX

amylou252

This is such a great song and these chords match perfectly!

vickypilots

i like doing just single strums in the beginning for the first few lines and then the island strum without the last up strum

Here for the memes

Yes that sounds good

Mia

*holding not Goulding lol sorry

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