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Intro - main riff -:                                                                           
xA|---0-----------0------------0----------0----------|
xE|-----0---0-------0----0-------0---0------0---0----|
xC|--------------------------------------------------|
xG|-------5---4--------5---4-------5--4-------5--4---|
                                                                             
xA|-------5------------5------------3---3-------3---3---|
xE|---2------------2------------1-----------1-----------|
xC|-----------------------------------------------------|
xG|-----5---5-4------5---5-4------4---4-------4---4-----|

Alternative -thank you Luna G-:

xA|--0---3---2---0----3-----2---0---3----2---0----3---2--|
xE|----0---0--------0----0---------0---0--------0----0---|
xC|------------------------------------------------------|
xG|------------------------------------------------------|

xA|----3--5--3--2----3--5--3--2---2--3--2--3-----2---3--2--3--|
xE|--2-------------2---------------1---------------1----------|
xC|-----------------------------------------------------------|
xG|-----------------------------------------------------------|

Am
Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor, and I
Dm                                              F
can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:


Am
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
Dm                                        F                  - shh -
"but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."

                             
Am                     G                    Dm                - F -
I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Am             G                   Dm                              F
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.


Am                     G                    Dm                - F -
I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Am             G                   Dm                            
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...
                
                                                          
Am       
Oh, Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
Dm                               F
Well this calls for, a toast so, pour the champagne
           
                                                                   
Am
Oh! Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
Dm                            F
Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne


Am                     G                    Dm                - F -
I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Am             G                   Dm                              F
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.


Am   F   F
Again...


Am                     G                    Dm                - F -
I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Am             G                   Dm                              F
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.


Am                     G                    Dm                - F -
I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Am             G                   Dm                              F
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.


Outro:
Am             G                   Dm                              Am
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of    
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60 Comments

  1. I use DD UDU for the verses and DDU UDU for the chorus

  2. My_Pretty_Weeper

    This song is sic as fric

  3. i like doing just single strums in the beginning for the first few lines and then the island strum without the last up strum

  4. What is the strumming pattern? all the ones i’ve tried haven’t worked well!

  5. +7 you guysss
    the chords are really easy and it sounds great

  6. *holding not Goulding lol sorry

  7. The letters represent the strings, (obvi lol) the the 0 stands for an open chord, so if it’s on A and it’s a zero, just pluck A without Goulding down a string on a fret. The other numbers- 1-5 and so on stand for each fret. So example-
    A ———0—3—0———
    You would pluck an open A string, then hold your third finger (ring finger) down on the third fret. Then pluck an open A again.

  8. Ayyyy ?

  9. Panicking_at_the_chemicals_boi

    You could change whore to “sweet potato” just for Vine (rip Vine)

  10. What strumming pattern should i use for these chords?

  11. inactive ingredients

    sometimes at the end of the lines I add e7 and it sounds nice

    I sing it a little different than the og so it may or may not irk for you you just gotta play with it a little

  12. PANIC! days grace

    I love this song its my favorite P!ATD song ever

    Btw P!atd is panic at thdisco

  13. in the chorus there is a F that looks like this: -F-
    can someone please explain that to me? thanks in advance!

  14. Caleigh1231

    The lyrics are incorrect but the tabs are great!

  15. If you’re singing this around family or for school I would reccomend changing whore to horse. :)

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