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Oh, well imagine, as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor, and I
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can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words:


Am
"What a beautiful wedding! What a beautiful wedding!" says a bridesmaid to a waiter.
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"but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."

                             
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I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
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No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.


Am                     G                    Dm                - F -
I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
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No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...
                
                                                          
Am       
Oh, Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
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Well this calls for, a toast so, pour the champagne
           
                                                                   
Am
Oh! Well in fact, well I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our marriage is saved
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Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne, pour the champagne


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I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Am             G                   Dm                              F
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.


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Again...


Am                     G                    Dm                - F -
I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Am             G                   Dm                              F
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.


Am                     G                    Dm                - F -
I chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
Am             G                   Dm                              F
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.


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