Verse: Dbm E Drown me in my daily cup of tea A Ab Tell the porcupines to quit stabbing me Dbm E They make me fall, but I will stand A Ab 'Cause all of them are jerks with their cups in their hands Dbm E Now they want a whisper, a whisper from me A Ab 'Cause all of them have watched me on their big screen TV's Dbm E But what about little old, little old me? A Ab The one who got bullied because of her teeth Chorus: Dbm E I hope you all are watching my middle finger rise A Ab To the bullies in the schoolyard, I know I'm on your mind Dbm E Now you say you love me, but what about before? A Ab When I was just the silly little girl next door Dbm E Oh oh A Ab Ooohoooh Verse: Dbm E Ladies, oh ladies, why are you so mad? A Ab Is it 'cause I'm classy, and you're a trash bag? Dbm E Your teasing and laughing resonates through my heart A Ab And now you're calling me 'cause you want a fresh start Dbm E Now look at you boys, you can't believe your eyes A Ab You told me I was ugly and I took you by surprise Dbm E You should've been nicer, 'cause look where I'm at A Ab While you copy Mac Miller wearing snap-back hats Chorus: Dbm E I hope you all are watching my middle finger rise A Ab To the bullies in the schoolyard, I know I'm on your mind Dbm E Now you say you love me, but what about before? A Ab When I was just the silly little girl next door Dbm E Oh oh A Ab Ooohoooh Bridge: Dbm E A Ab Why must you be so mean, talking trash about me? Dbm E A Ab All I wanted was a friend to laugh and cry and spend all of eternity A Ab Or even just a week Interlude: Dbm E A Ab Outro: Dbm E I hope you all are watching my middle finger rise A Ab To the bullies in the schoolyard, I know I'm on your mind Dbm E Now you say you love me, but what about before? A Ab When I was just the silly little girl next door Dbm E A Ab Dbm Oooh This arrangement is its contributor’s own interpretation, shared for private study, education and non-commercial use. The underlying song, lyrics and music remain the property of their copyright owners. To request removal, see Legal & Copyright.
Dear Porcupine chords by Melanie Martinez
Suggested strumwhole-bar ballad
1
d
2
–
3
–
4
–
Also works: everywhere 4/4 d – d u – u d –
How to play Dear Porcupine on ukulele
To play Dear Porcupine on ukulele, strum the whole-bar ballad: d – – –. Expect a relaxed pace, around 70 bpm. On this page the song is in Db minor. Nothing scary in the shapes, it sits on the easy ukulele songs list at the rookie level. Prefer easier shapes? Transpose the song down 4 half-steps, then a capo on fret 4 brings you back to the key on this page. Let each chord ring out fully for the sparse music-box feel.
4 ukulele chords used in "Dear Porcupine" by Melanie Martinez: A, Dbm, E and Ab
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Casually crying because this song is here
instead of the chords E i like to use E7, it sounds almost the same and is much easier.
I love this song! Just need Birthing Addicts on uke!!!
Please do more melanie songs she’s literally one of my favorite singers along with panic!at the disco,twenty one pilots + halsey
Transpose -4 capo on fourth fret (I play it on my guitar to match thr recording)
the cords i use are: dm,f,A like
dm f
drown me in my daily cup of tea.
A f dm
tell the porcupines to quit stabbing me
it sounds fun.. though if you’re a beginner, i recommend for you to try this..:)
have a good day/night..
Transpose to +1 or -4 they’re quite easy
for guitar, put a capo over fret 4 and transpose to -4 😉
hey i noticed the strum pattern was the best when i played DDUD DDUUD for the entire song, i constantly change it but it sounded decent with this pattern, i kinda just played it how i felt it matched hope it’s helpful
-4 sounded the best to me 🙂
is there any alternative chord I could use for Dbm????
Does any one know the strumming pattern?
I used E7 for the E chord, it’s not perfect but it sounds good
Any substitute chords for E?