Intro: F Am Dm Bbmaj7 Bbm
 
Verse 1:
F                                    Am
I still remember, third of December, me in your sweater
                             Dm
You said it looked better on me than it did you
                  Bbmaj7
Only if you knew, how much I liked you
    Bbm
But I watch your eyes as she
 
Pre-chorus:
      F
Walks by
                      Am                           Dm
What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky
                  Bbmaj7       Bbm
She's got you mesmerized while I die
 
Chorus:
F
Why would you ever kiss me?
    Am
I'm not even half as pretty
    Dm
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    Bbmaj7
But you like her better
 Bbm
(Wish I were Heather)
 
Verse 2:
F
Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand
         Am
Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder
    Dm
But how could I hate her? She's such an angel
Bbmaj7                    Bbm
But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she
 
Pre-chorus:
      F
Walks by,
                      Am
what a sight for sore eyes
                       Dm
Brighter than the blue sky
                  Bbmaj7       Bbm
She's got you mesmerized while I die
 
Chorus:
F
Why would you ever kiss me?
    Am
I'm not even half as pretty
    Dm
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    Bbmaj7
But you like her better
 Bbm
(I wish I were Heather)
 
Bridge:
F               Am
(Oh)                           Wish I were Heather
     Dm       Bbmaj7       Bbm
(Oh, oh)                    Wish I were Heather
 
Chorus:
F
Why would you ever kiss me?
    Am
I'm not even half as pretty
    Dm
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    Bbmaj7
But you like her better
Bbm
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