Intro: F Am Dm Bbmaj7 Bbm
 
Verse 1:
F                                    Am
I still remember, third of December, me in your sweater
                             Dm
You said it looked better on me than it did you
                  Bbmaj7
Only if you knew, how much I liked you
    Bbm
But I watch your eyes as she
 
Pre Chorus:
      F
Walks by
                      Am                           Dm
What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky
                  Bbmaj7       Bbm
She's got you mesmerized while I die
 
Chorus:
F
Why would you ever kiss me?
    Am
I'm not even half as pretty
    Dm
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    Bbmaj7
But you like her better
 Bbm
-Wish I were Heather-
 
Verse 2:
F
Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand
         Am
Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder
    Dm
But how could I hate her? She's such an angel
Bbmaj7                    Bbm
But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she
 
Pre-Chorus:
      F
Walks by,
                      Am
what a sight for sore eyes
                       Dm
Brighter than the blue sky
                  Bbmaj7       Bbm
She's got you mesmerized while I die
 
Chorus:
F
Why would you ever kiss me?
    Am
I'm not even half as pretty
    Dm
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    Bbmaj7
But you like her better
 Bbm
-I wish I were Heather-
 
Bridge:
F               Am
-Oh-                           Wish I were Heather
     Dm       Bbmaj7       Bbm
-Oh, oh-                    Wish I were Heather
 
Chorus:
F
Why would you ever kiss me?
    Am
I'm not even half as pretty
    Dm
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    Bbmaj7
But you like her better
Bbm
Wish I were