Intro: F    Am    Dm    Bbmaj7 Bbm

Verse 1:
F                                    Am
I still remember, third of December, me in your sweater
                             Dm
You said it looked better on me than it did you
                  Bbmaj7
Only if you knew, how much I liked you
    Bbm
But I watch your eyes as she

Pre-chorus:
F
Walks by
                 Am                         Dm
What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky
                 Bbmaj7        Bbm
She's got you mesmerized while I die

Chorus:
F
Why would you ever kiss me?
    Am
I'm not even half as pretty
    Dm
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    Bbmaj7
But you like her better
Bbm
Wish I were Heather

Verse 2:
F
Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand
         Am
Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder
    Dm
But how could I hate her? She's such an angel
Bbmaj7                Bbm
But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she

Pre-chorus:
F
Walks by
                 Am                         Dm
What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky
                 Bbmaj7        Bbm
She's got you mesmerized while I die

Chorus:
F
Why would you ever kiss me?
    Am
I'm not even half as pretty
    Dm
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    Bbmaj7
But you like her better
  Bbm
I wish I were Heather

Bridge:
F      Am
Ooh        Wish I were Heather
Dm     Bbmaj7 Bbm
Ooh           Wish I were Heather

Verse 3:
F    F
     I want her hair, want to steal what she wears
        Am
Wanna smell like her perfume, do everything like her
       Dm
'Cause isn't she perfect? The lipstick on her lips
  Bbmaj7                    Bbm
I wish I could kiss her, to know why you love her

Chorus:
F
Why would you ever kiss me?
    Am
I'm not even half as pretty
    Dm
You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
    Bbmaj7
But you like her better
  Bbm
I wish I were