Intro: Dbm  B  A  E

Verse:
              Dbm
If you weren't born with it
                     B
You can buy a couple ornaments
                         A
Just be sure to read the warning, kids
                            E
Cause pretty soon you'll be bored of it
Dbm                                B
xxxual, hey girl if you wanna feel xxxual
                            A
You can always call up a professional
                              E
They stick pins in you like a vegetable

Chorus:
Dbm
Kids forever, kids forever
B
Baby soft skin turns into leather
A
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic
-stop-
No one will love you if you're unattractive

Verse:
Dbm
  Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, 
B
  is it true that pain is beauty?
A  
  Does a new face come with a warranty?
E  
  Will a pretty face make it better?
Dbm
  Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
B
  How did you afford her surgery?
A
  Do you swear you'll stay forever
E
Even if her face don't stay together
Dbm    B    
       Even if her face don't stay together

Interlude: A  E

Bridge:
                          Dbm
If you want a little more confidence
                                         B
Potatoes turn to french fries, yeah it's common sense
                             A
All you need's a couple more condiments
                                        E
And a hundred thousand dollars for some compliments
     Dbm
It's such a waste
                                  B
When little girls grow into their mothers face
                                     A
But little girls are learning how to cut and paste
                                    E
And pucker up their lips until they suffocate

Chorus:
Dbm
Kids forever, kids forever
B
Baby soft skin turns into leather
A
Don't be dramatic it's only some plastic
-stop-
No one will love you if you're unattractive


Dbm
  Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, 
B
  is it true that pain is beauty?
A  
  Does a new face come with a warranty?
E  
  Will a pretty face make it better?
Dbm
  Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
B
  How did you afford her surgery?
A
  Do you swear you'll stay forever
E
Even if her face don't stay together
Dbm
Stay forever, stay forever
B
Even if her face don't stay together
A
Stay forever, stay forever
E
Even if her face don't stay together


Dbm  
  Oh Mrs. Potato Head tell me, 
B  
  is it true that pain is beauty?
A   
  Does a new face come with a warranty?
E  
  Will a pretty face make it better?
Dbm  
  Oh Mr. Potato Head tell me
B  
  How did you afford her surgery?
A  
  Do you swear you'll stay forever
-stop-
Even if her face don't stay together
Dbm
Stay forever, stay forever
B
Even if her face don't stay together
A
Stay forever, stay forever
E
Even if her face don't stay together

Outro:  Dbm  B  A  E
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