Intro: Db B Db B Db B

Verse 1:
           Db                      B                      Db B
It was the middle of class and the teacher wasn't lookin'
      Db                B                   Db B
Kelly had a fat ass and trouble was cookin'
          Db                     B            Db B
She had a boy wrapped around her finger tight
          Db                    B                  Db B
I fell in love with him, but he wasn't in my light

Verse 2:
    Db                          B                  Db B
The teacher gave me notes to go out and give Kelly
Db                       B           Db B
She was kissin' Brandon, I got jelly
         Db           B
I wanted to be in her shoes for one day
       Db                 B               Db B
I just waited 'til recess to make her pay

Chorus:
Abm
Mommy, why do I feel sad?
         Gb
Should I give him away or feel this bad?
 Dbm
"No, no, no, don't you choke"
Ebm
Daddy chimed in, "Go for the throat"
Abm
For the throat, for, for the throat
Db
Daddy chimed in, "Go for the throat"
Dbm
For the throat, for, for the throat
Ebm
Daddy chimed in, "Go for the throat"

Post-Chorus:
Abm
For the throat, for, for the throat
Gb
Daddy chimed in, "Go for the throat"
Dbm
For the throat, for, for the throat
Ebm
Daddy chimed in, "Go for the throat" -Class fight-
Abm
For the throat, for, for the throat
Gb
Daddy chimed in, "Go for the throat"
Dbm
For the throat, for, for the throat
Ebm                                         Dbm
Daddy chimed in, "Go for the throat" -Class fight-

Verse 3:
    Db                        B                  Db B
Her face was xxxxed up and my hands were bloody
Db                         B                         Db B
We were in the playground, things were getting muddy
            Db            B               Db B
The teacher broke us up after I broke her
       Db                   B            Db B
And my one true love called me a monster

Chorus:
Abm
Mommy, why do I feel sad?
         Gb
Should I give him away or feel this bad?
 Dbm
"No, no, no, don't you choke"
Ebm
Daddy chimed in, "Go for the throat"
Abm
For the throat, for, for the throat
Db
Daddy chimed in, "Go for the throat"
Dbm
For the throat, for, for the throat
Ebm
Daddy chimed in, "Go for the throat"

Post-Chorus:
Abm
For the throat, for, for the throat
Gb
Daddy chimed in, "Go for the throat"
Dbm
For the throat, for, for the throat
Ebm
Daddy chimed in, "Go for the throat" -Class fight-

Outro:
Abm
For the throat, for, for the throat
Gb
Daddy chimed in, "Go for the throat"
Dbm
For the throat, for, for the throat
Ebm                                         -nc-
Daddy chimed in, "Go for the throat" -Class fight-