I Feel Bad For You, Dave

Intro:
(nc)                 Gm C7
(Okay, one more time)
Gm C7
(Yeah)
Gm                C7
(One, two, three, four)

Verse 1:
Gm            C7
Dave-oh-seven-nine on the couch
   Gm                         C7
He finds a little fire in his heart
Eb                  Gm
Thumbs on glass, he writes what no one asked
    A7                    D7
And feels a little better, feels a little better
Gm                  C7                          Gm                    C7
Dave is the kind of guy to lose a friend over a board game he doesn't get
Eb                  Gm                 A7
Stubs his toe, lets everyone know that he can do a push-up
D7
Then he'll do a push-up

Chorus:
Gm           C7
Dave, I feel bad for you
Gm              C7
Davе, don't you know it could be better
Gm C7
Davе
F C7
Hmm

Verse 2:
Gm              C7                      Gm                         C7
Underscore-I-Am-Kate-another-underscore finds a little fire in her heart
Eb                  Gm
Dave from work does push-ups in the dark
A7                   D7
Maybe to impress her, maybe it's his temper
    Gm                  C7                         Gm                    
But Kate is the kind of girl to type a name into a search bar and she can
   C7
confirm:
Eb            Gm
Dave079 is an xxxxxxx online
     A7
And, oh, the fire's gone
D7
Didn't last that long

Chorus:
Gm           C7
Dave, I feel bad for you
Gm              C7
Davе, don't you know it could be better
Gm C7
Davе (Dave, Dave)
F C7
Hmm

Instrumental:
Gm C7 Gm C7
Gm C7 Gm C7

Outro:
Gm C7 Gm C7
Hmm,  Dave
Gm C7 Gm C7
Hmm,  Dave

Gm C7 Gm C7
Gm C7 Gm C7
Gm C7 Gm C7
Gm C7 Gm C7
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