Verse 1: Gbm Table for two that's all sorted Gbm I played the man and you bought it Gbm We'll talk over glass like I own it Gbm Give me an inch, I'll postpone it -nc- So take a deep breath, a big stretch baby -nc- It'll feel like a movie -maybe- Gbm a peptalk in a bathroom corner E Do I down the gin, stick to water? Bm You met another Bm God I'm my mother D Think it's in my blood, yeah, I date like Gbm Walmart bootleg boss xxxxx E Any chips or nuts for the hostage Bm So what the xxxx did I miss? D Why the xxxx did we kiss -hey- Chorus: Gbm I got weird when we made out D What a goddamn kiss to think about Bm Poured a drink all over my wiring Db7 Short a fuse, all cylinders firing Gbm It got wеird when we made out D Clеarly I got xxxx to figure out Bm Baby baby, please don't hate me Db7 Gbm Call me up again, I won't get weird Verse 2: Gbm Baby what's the deal, do you like me? Gbm Why do karma and girls love to bite me? Gbm I still wait for the pressure to ripen Gbm Guess hot god damn mess is your type then Gbm a peptalk in a bathroom corner E Do I down the gin, stick to water? Bm You met another Bm God I'm my mother D Think it's in my blood, yeah, just sit there Gbm Tell me I'm attractive E Is she a date or a captive? Bm And I don't know why D Making out just made me cry Chorus: Gbm I got weird when we made out D What a goddamn kiss to think about Bm Poured a drink all over my wiring Db7 Short a fuse, all cylinders firing Gbm It got wеird when we made out D Clеarly I got xxxx to figure out Bm Baby baby, please don't hate me Db7 Gbm Call me up again, I won't get weird D -I won't get weird- Bm Db7 -Oh call me up again, I won't get weird- Verse 3: D Bm No one told me Gbm 'Course I stumbled E Where's the reference D Bm That's the old me Db7 God forgive her D Hyped it up Bm Grew a dream Gbm Held your hand E Suppressed a scream D Oh baby please believe me Bm Db7 Let's not make it deeper than it needs to be Chorus: Gbm I got weird when we made out D What a goddamn kiss to think about Bm Poured a drink all over my wiring Db7 Short a fuse, all cylinders firing Gbm It got wеird when we made out D Clеarly I got xxxx to figure out Bm Baby baby, please don't hate me Db7 Gbm Call me up again, I won't get weird
