Intro (x2): B Dbm Ebm E Verse 1: B Dbm Ebm E I lost the passion that comes with living B Dbm Ebm E Since I started university B Dbm Ebm I took a geography course to learn the datelines E And maybe use a sextant B Dbm Ebm E But now I just press facsimiles Verse 2: B Dbm Ebm And you're exactly who you wanted to be E That's what you said B Dbm Ebm E 'Cause you wanna watch TV and sleep all day and lay in bed but B Dbm Ebm E You're forgetting that I've got to go to work and eat my food B Dbm Ebm And pay my rent and reproduce and feed those kids E And maybe use a sextant Pre-chorus: Abm Bb B Dbm Ebm I don't miss you E I miss the thought of what we were Chorus: B Dbm Ebm E B This is the part where I shut up and let you infest my brain Dbm Ebm E B Wrap your arms around my cortex, dig you in and let you drain Dbm Ebm E B You'll never get rid of me, oh I'm like a xxxxxxx disease Dbm Ebm I'll make a home in your gut E 'Cause it's somewhere warm to sleep Interlude: B Dbm Ebm E Verse 3: B Dbm Ebm What was your thought when you realised E B You'll never feel naive love again? Dbm Ebm Was it pain or was it sickness? E B Were you proud of who you'd been? Dbm Ebm The shyness waiting for his phone calls E B Replaced by apathy 'n' dating apps Dbm Ebm You held his hands, it felt like flying E B Now he's just another man Verse 4: Dbm Ebm E You'd rather he was inside than beside you B Dbm Ebm E But he's talking marriage and a future B Dbm Ebm E He's picking a lock he doesn't go into B Dbm Ebm E Less knife in a wound, he's a suture Pre-chorus: Abm Bb B Dbm Ebm I don't miss you E I miss the thought of what we were Chorus: B Dbm Ebm E B This is the part where I shut up and let you infest my brain Dbm Ebm E B But it's okay, it's a strategy to ensure I remain Dbm Ebm E B You'll never get rid of me, well I'm like a xxxxxxx disease Dbm Ebm I'll make a home in your gut E 'Cause it's somewhere warm to sleep Bridge: B Dbm Ebm E It's okay B Dbm Ebm E It's okay Interlude (x2): B Dbm Ebm E Outro: B Dbm Ebm Eat my rent and eat my food E B Dbm Ebm And eat my dues and eat those kids E And maybe use a sextant This arrangement is its contributor’s own interpretation, shared for private study, education and non-commercial use. The underlying song, lyrics and music remain the property of their copyright owners. To request removal, see Legal & Copyright.
6 ukulele chords used in "It’s All Futile! It’s All Pointless!" by Wilbur Soot: Bb, B, Dbm, Ebm, E and Abm



















why did they bleep out sextant lol it’s a tool
the strumming pattern is brutal
the chords are a bit easier on -1 🙂
the new lovejoy remake of this is +3 🙂
thank you, wilbur, for being such a relatable god.
for those who struggle with some of the chords, +1 and -1 work pretty well, too! hope this helped :DD
Wow it’s already here! 😀
does anyone have any tips for how to do dbm because I have tiny hands and struggle a lot lol