Intro: G G7 C Cm [Intro Riff] G xA|---------5-----------------------| xE|-3-5-3-------3-5---7---3-5---7---| xC|---------------------------------| xG|---------------------------------| G7 xA|---------5---------------5-------| xE|-3-5-3-------3-5---7---3-----7---| xC|---------------------------------| xG|---------------------------------| C Cm xA|---------5-------------------------------| xE|-3-5-3-------3-5---7---3-5---7---3-------| xC|-----------------------------------------| xG|-----------------------------------------| Verse: G Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be B When I was a kid on VOIP Em I thought when I get older C Cm I'd marry her, I told her G Now I'm 26 and I work in an office B 9 til 5's not the best, I'll be honest Em If I could change a single thing C Cm Am I'd make it me and not him Chorus: C Cm G But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch Chat C Cm G I've got the key and he's just a doormat C Cm And even though he's got social skills G G7 That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills C Cm Anyway, make the most of him, G B C Cm Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh Am Am Your new boyfriend's an arsehole (nc) Woo! Interlude (x2): | G | B | Em | C Cm | Verse: G Yeah, I've met Jared, of course I've met Jared B The one that took you away from me Em You hit it off instantly C Cm I know, cause you won't stop telling me G I've seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles B Push against his fashion sense Em I've thought about what he looks like nude C Cm (I'm not gay though) Interlude: G Bridge: G B Cause she's living the dream Em Oh, she's living the dream C Cm From back when we were seventeen G B She's living the dream Em Oh, she's living the dream C Cm From back when we were seventeen G How on earth can I be saved? (nc) When I'm one click away from insane Em I just think that I deserve C Cm a little bit of what I earned G I'm not gonna make another scene B the one I made when I was 23 Em C Cm Am Means I'm not allowed in Disney World Chorus: C Cm G But he's in your bed and I'm in your Twitch Chat C Cm G I've got the key and he's just a doormat C Cm 'Cause even though he's got social skills G G7 That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills C Cm Anyway, make the most of him, G B C Cm Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh Am Am Your new boyfriend's an arsehole Interlude: | G | B | Em | C Cm | Outro: G B I think about you everyday Em C Cm So how on earth can I be saved G B I think about him a lot as well Em C Cm Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell G Cause you're beauty B And you're grace Em C Cm Your telephone calls are my favorite place G B I want you to notice me Em C Cm G With no restraining order please (Jason Derulo!) B I want you to care Em C Cm I want to smell your hair Outro: G xA|---------5-----------------------| xE|-3-5-3-------3-5---7---3-5---7---| xC|---------------------------------| xG|---------------------------------| xA|---------5---------------5-------| xE|-3-5-3-------3-5---7---3-----7---| xC|---------------------------------| xG|---------------------------------| This arrangement is its contributor’s own interpretation, shared for private study, education and non-commercial use. The underlying song, lyrics and music remain the property of their copyright owners. To request removal, see Legal & Copyright.
7 ukulele chords used in "Your New Boyfriend" by Wilbur Soot: Am, B, C, Cm, Em, G and G7



















YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUCK IT GREEN BOIIIIIIII
I WANT TO HONK THE BROWN M&M 😩✋🏼
YOOOOOOOOOOOO POGCHAMP
GOT ANY JAMMERS IN THE CHAT????
uhhh when you guys play this do you deepen your voice and gain a British accent to the point where you sound exactly like Wilbur???…just me??
POGGGG
for the jingle at the start
the first part:
– 0 – 2 – 0 2 – 0 2
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0 – 0 – 0 – – 0 – – – – –
For the second part:
– 0 – 2 – 0 2 – 5 2
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0 – 0 – 0 – – 0 – – – – –
For the trumpet bit at the end I play 3, 7, 5, 7, 3, 7, 5, 5, 7, 3; 3, 7, 5, 7, 3, 7, 5, 5, 10, 7 twice through on the E string if that makes sense
This is so very mush pogchamp!
does anyone know the strumming pattern for when it goes crazy?
the 3 dislikes is jared and his alt accounts
hey mcyt stans🤩
Hello, dream SMP fans. How are you? If you’re not doing very poggers then please talk to someone about your issues and not just hyper-fixate on an interest. You’re going to be fine. You will get through this. Have a good day.
this just in: your new boyfriend is surprisingly easy to play 😀
YALL DONT EVEN KNOW HOW FAST I CLICKED ON THIS WHEN I SAW IT ALSO POGGGGG 25 IN MOST POPULAR SONGS TODAY
it may be easier if you play cm like you play d! so its not a barre chord
AKA like this)
~jAsOn DeRuLo~
ME GUSTAAAAAAAA
Lmao whenever my dad heard the lyrics to this he was appalled
POGGGG CHAMP