Intro: G   G7   C   Cm 
 
Verse:
G 
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
     B 
When I was a kid on VOIP
  Em 
I thought when I get older
    C             Cm  
I'd marry her, I told her
G 
Now I'm 26 and I  work in an office
B 
9 til 5's not the best, I'll be honest
Em 
  If I could change a single thing
C             Cm            Am 
  I'd make it me and not him
 
Chorus:
    C                 Cm                     G
But he's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch Chat
C                    Cm                 G
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
    C                    Cm
And even though he's got social skills
     G                    G7
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
C                Cm
Anyway, make the most of him,
      G                   B            C    Cm
Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Am                     Am 
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
-nc-
    Woo!
 
Interlude -x2-: | G     | B    | Em   | C  Cm |

Verse:
G  
Yeah, I've met Jared, of course I've met Jared
    B 
The one that took you away from me
Em 
  You hit it off instantly
  C                          Cm  
I know, cause you won't stop telling me
     G 
I've seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles
B 
Push against his fashion sense
     Em 
I've thought about what he looks like nude
C                     Cm 
  -I'm not gay though-
 
Interlude:
G
 
Bridge:
      G                     B
Cause she's living the dream
    Em
Oh, she's living the dream
     C                 Cm
From back when we were seventeen
G                     B
She's living the dream
    Em
Oh, she's living the dream
     C                 Cm 
From back when we were seventeen
G  
How on earth can I be saved?
         -nc-
When I'm one click away from insane
Em 
  I just think that I deserve
  C                  Cm  
a little bit of what I earned
    G 
I'm not gonna make another scene
    B 
the one I made when I was 23
          Em                           C  Cm  Am 
Means I'm not allowed in Disney World
 
Chorus:
    C                    Cm                     G
But he's in your bed and I'm in your Twitch Chat
C                    Cm                 G
I've got the key and he's just a doormat
       C                    Cm
'Cause even though he's got social skills
     G                        G7
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
C                Cm
Anyway, make the most of him,
      G                   B            C    Cm
Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
Am                      Am 
Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
 
Interlude: | G     | B    | Em   | C  Cm |
 
Outro:
  G                       B
I think about you everyday
   Em                  C    Cm
So how on earth can I be saved
  G                       B
I think about him a lot as well
Em                       C    Cm
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell
             G
Cause you're beauty
       B
And you're grace
      Em                  C         Cm
Your telephone calls are my favorite place
G               B
  I want you to notice me
Em                   C     Cm              G
  With no restraining order please -Jason Derulo!-
              B
I want you to care
Em                   C    Cm
  I want to smell your hair
 
Outro: G 
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