Intro:
   Bb Eb -Gm Gm7 x3-
   Gm7 Gm x4
 
Verse 1:
Bb    Eb             Gm
  He never had cool stories
                       Bb
He doesn't make your heart beat
Eb                Gm
Used to love his mystery
                    Bb
But now he's just exhausting
  Eb         Gm                       Bb
Another day spent just laying in his room
      Eb        Gm
The stench of incense
                       Bb
And some undelivered food
 
Interlude:
   Eb Gm Gm
   Bb Eb Gm Gm
 
Chorus:
Bb   F    Gm
And she thought
         Eb                Bb
"What if he thinks I'm the one?
             F             Gm
And I'll be forced to rot away
      Eb            Bb
With him and his obsessions
       F      Gm     Eb
With trivial things
           Bb               F             Gm            Eb      Bb
Like the amount of xxxxing love hearts I finish a text message with"
 
Interlude:
   Eb Gm Gm
   Bb Eb Gm Gm
  
Verse 2:
Bb     Eb              Gm
 And when you hold his hands
                       Bb
It doesn't feel like flying
     Eb                 Gm
And when you take his breath away
                     Bb
He might as well be dying
     Eb               Gm
And you're dying to breathe
                       Bb   Eb
You're trapped in his cage
            Gm
And it's shrinking
 
Chorus:
Bb   F    Gm
And she thought
         Eb             Bb
"What if he just never leaves?
          F               Gm
Or if he doesn't get the message?
        Eb               Bb
And he doesn't hear my pleas?"
    F                  Gm      Eb
So she just started screaming
 
Outro:
  Bb       F        Gm   Eb
"Why can't he just bore me to death?"
  Bb       F        Gm   Eb
"Why can't he just bore me to death?"
      Bb       F        Gm  Eb
"Oh, why can't he just bore me to death?"
  Bb       F       Gm   Eb
"Why can't he just bore me to death?"
      Bb       F        Gm  Eb
"Oh, why can't he just bore me to death?"
  Bb       F        Gm  Eb
"Why can't he just bore me to death?"
      Bb       F        Gm  Eb
"Oh, Why can't he just bore me to death?"
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