Verse 1:
             A
What is it about them?
                   E
I must be missing something
                     Bm
They just keep doing nothing
          Dm
Too intoxicated to be scared
              A
Better off without them
                        E
They're nothing but unstable
                        Bm
Bring ashtrays to the table
                       Dm
And that's about the only thing they share

Chorus:
   Gbm              F   
I'm in their second hand smoke
 A                   B7  
Still just drinking canned Coke
 Bm                          [nc] 
I don't need a Xanny to feel better
   Gbm        F   
On designated drives home
 A               B7  
Only one who's not stoned
 Bm                        [nc]
Don't give me a Xanny, now or ever

Verse 2:
              A
Wakin' up at sundown (Ooh)
                    E
They're late to every party (Ooh)
              Bm
Nobody's ever sorry (Ooh)
               Dm
Too inebriated now to dance
                A
Morning as they come down (Come down)
                     E
Their pretty heads are hurting (Hurting)
                       Bm
They're awfully bad at learning (Learning)
              Dm
Make the same mistakes, blame circumstance

Chorus:
Gbm                 F   
I'm in their second hand smoke
 A                  B7  
Still just drinking canned Coke
 Bm                        [nc]
I don't need a Xanny to feel better
Gbm           F    
On designated drives home
 A             B7  
Only one who's not stoned
Bm                            E   E7
Don't give me a Xanny, now or ever

Bridge:
 Bm                                 E    E7
Please don't try to kiss me on the sidewalk
           Gbm       F      A   Ebdim
On your cigarette break
  Bm                         E
I can't afford to love someone
    E7          Gbm    F      A       Ebdim
Who isn't dying by mistake in Silver Lake

Interlude: Bm     E

Outro:
                      A
What is it about them?
                           E
I must be missing something
                            Bm
They just keep doin' nothing
                [nc]
Too intoxicated to be scared
 A   E
Hmm, hmm
Bm   Gbm  F     A
Hmm, mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
 A
Come down
 E
Hurting
Bm  F   
Learning