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Intro: Gbm

Verse 1:
Gbm7 Gbm                                 Gbm7 Gbm
       We'll ask if we can have six in
                             Gbm7 Gbm
If not we'll have to have two
                                              Gbm7 Gbm
Well, you're coming up at our end aren't you?
                        Gbm7 Gbm
So I'll get one with you
                            Gbm7 Gbm
Won't he let us have six in?
                             Gbm7 Gbm
Especially not with the food
                                     Gbm7 Gbm
He could have just told us no, though
(nc)
    He didn't have to be rude
Gbm7 Gbm                                  Gbm7 Gbm
      You see her with the green dress?
                           Gbm7 Gbm
She talked to me at the bar
                                             Gbm7 Gbm
Well how come it's already two-pound fifty?
                            Gbm7 Gbm
We've only gone about a yard
                                  Gbm7 Gbm
Didn't you see she were gorgeous?
                       Gbm7 Gbm
She were beyond belief
                                                  Gbm7 Gbm
But this lad at the side drinking his Smirnoff Ice
          Gbm
Came and paid for her Tropical Reef

Chorus:
         B
And I'm sitting going backwards
       A
And I didn't want to leave
        B
I said "It's High Green, mate
E    Gbm E         Gbm
Via Hillsborough, please"

Verse 2:
Gbm7 Gbm                                        Gbm7 Gbm
      Well, how funny were that sketch earlier
                       Gbm7 Gbm
Up near that taxi rank?
                                Gbm7 Gbm
Oh no, you would have missed it
                                        Gbm7 Gbm
Think it were when you went to the bank
                                          Gbm7 Gbm
These two lads squaring up proper shouting
                         Gbm7 Gbm
I were next in the queue
                                       Gbm7 Gbm
The kind of thing that'd seem so silly
                                    Gbm7 Gbm
But not when they've both had a few

Chorus 2:
       B
Well, calm down, temper, temper
      A
You shouldn't get so annoyed
             B                       A
Well, you're acting like a silly little boy
          B
Oh, they wanted to be men
             A
And do some fighting in the street
         B
He said "No surrender
E    Gbm  E    Gbm
No chance of retreat"

Solo:

Gbm
A|---------2-0-2-0--0-0-2-0-2-0---|
E|--2-0---------------------------|
C|-------1------------------------|
g|--------------------------------|

Gbm
A|--2-0-2-0-0---------0-2----------------0------0h2---|
E|------------2--0-2--------0---0--2-0-2---2--2-------|
C|------------------------1---1-----------------------|
g|----------------------------------------------------|

Gbm
A|--2-2-2p0-------0---2\0--2-2-2p0-------0----2\0--|
E|----------2-0-2---2--------------2-0-2---2-------|
C|-------------------------------------------------|
g|-------------------------------------------------|

Gbm
A|--2-2-2p0-------0----2\0--2/4--2-0-2--2/4--2-0-2-0--|
E|----------2-0-2---2---------------------------------|
C|----------------------------------------------------|
g|----------------------------------------------------|

Gbm
A|--2-2-2-2--0-0-0------------------0-2-3b-|
E|------------------2-2-2--0-0-0--2--------|
C|-----------------------------------------|
g|-----------------------------------------|

Chorus:
       B
And so why are they in the taxi?
          A
'Cause I didn't want to leave
        B
I said "It's High Green, mate
  E  Gbm  E        Gbm
Via Hillsborough, please!"

Verse 3:
Gbm7 Gbm                               Gbm7 Gbm
      Drunken plots hatched to jump it
                           Gbm7 Gbm
Ask around, "Are you sure?"
                                          Gbm7 Gbm
Went for it but the red light was showing
                                    Gbm
And red light indicates doors are secure
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