Intro: Bm A Bm A Bm A Bm A

Verse:
Bm            A       Bm
Fake Tales of San Francisco
A    Bm               A Bm A
Echo through the room
     Bm         A       Bm
More point to a wedding disco
    A     Bm          A  Bm A
Without a bride or groom


          Bm         A
There's a super cool band yeah
           Bm                 A            Bm     A Bm A
With their trilbies and their glasses of white wine
            Bm         A              Bm
And all the weekend rock stars in the toilets
A              Bm    A Bm A
Practicing their lines

Chorus:
Bm
I don't want to hear you
(nc)
(Kick me out, kick me out)
Bm
I don't want to hear you, no
(nc)
(Kick me out, kick me out)
Bm
I don't want to hear you
(nc)
(Kick me out, kick me out)
Bm
I don't want to hear you
(nc)
I don't want to hear you

Verse:
Bm            A         Bm
Fake Tales of San Francisco
A       Bm         A Bm A
Echo through the air
              Bm        A            Bm
And there's a few bored faces in the back
    A          Bm        A     Bm A
All wishing they weren't there


           Bm              A
And as the microphone squeaks
               Bm           A
a young girl's telephone beeps
            Bm                A
Yeah, she's dashing for the exit
          Bm             A          Bm
Oh, she's running to the streets outside
            A              Bm                A
"Oh, you've saved me," she screams down the line
     Bm                A
"The band were xxxxxxx wank
            Bm         A
And I'm not having a nice time"

Chorus:
Bm
I don't want to hear you
(nc)
(Kick me out, kick me out)
Bm
I don't want to hear you, no
(nc)
(Kick me out, kick me out)
Bm
Yeah, but his bird said it's amazing, though
(nc)
So all that's left
(nc)
Is the proof that love's not only blind but deaf

Bridge: B G E B D5 Eb5 E5

C-Part:
B                                      G
  He talks of San Francisco, he's from Hunter's Bar
                                         E
I don't quite know the distance, but I'm sure that's far
                       B       D5 Eb5 E5
Yeah, I'm sure it's pretty far


B                                     G
   And yeah, I'd love to tell you all my problem
                                      E
You're not from New York City, you're from Rotherham
                              B
So get off the bandwagon, and put down the handbook

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah


B
Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
G
Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
E
Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
G
Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook, yeah

Outro:
   Bm A Bm A Bm A Bm A
   Bm A Bm A Bm A Bm A Bm
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