Intro: Bm A Bm A Bm A Bm A

Verse:
Bm            A       Bm
Fake Tales of San Francisco
A    Bm               A Bm A
Echo through the room
     Bm         A       Bm
More point to a wedding disco
    A     Bm          A  Bm A
Without a bride or groom


          Bm         A
There's a super cool band yeah
           Bm                 A            Bm     A Bm A
With their trilbies and their glasses of white wine
            Bm         A              Bm
And all the weekend rock stars in the toilets
A              Bm    A Bm A
Practicing their lines

Chorus:
Bm
I don't want to hear you
-nc-
-Kick me out, kick me out-
Bm
I don't want to hear you, no
-nc-
-Kick me out, kick me out-
Bm
I don't want to hear you
-nc-
-Kick me out, kick me out-
Bm
I don't want to hear you
-nc-
I don't want to hear you

Verse:
Bm            A         Bm
Fake Tales of San Francisco
A       Bm         A Bm A
Echo through the air
              Bm        A            Bm
And there's a few bored faces in the back
    A          Bm        A     Bm A
All wishing they weren't there


           Bm              A
And as the microphone squeaks
               Bm           A
a young girl's telephone beeps
            Bm                A
Yeah, she's dashing for the exit
          Bm             A          Bm
Oh, she's running to the streets outside
            A              Bm                A
"Oh, you've saved me," she screams down the line
     Bm                A
"The band were xxxxing wank
            Bm         A
And I'm not having a nice time"

Chorus:
Bm
I don't want to hear you
-nc-
-Kick me out, kick me out-
Bm
I don't want to hear you, no
-nc-
-Kick me out, kick me out-
Bm
Yeah, but his bird said it's amazing, though
-nc-
So all that's left
-nc-
Is the proof that love's not only blind but deaf

Bridge: B G E B D5 Eb5 E5

C-Part:
B                                      G
  He talks of San Francisco, he's from Hunter's Bar
                                         E
I don't quite know the distance, but I'm sure that's far
                       B       D5 Eb5 E5
Yeah, I'm sure it's pretty far


B                                     G
   And yeah, I'd love to tell you all my problem
                                      E
You're not from New York City, you're from Rotherham
                              B
So get off the bandwagon, and put down the handbook

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah


B
Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
G
Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
E
Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
G
Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook, yeah

Outro:
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