Intro: A B C (x8)

A B C
I can’t help my feelings
A B C
I’ll go out of my mind
A B C
These players come to get me
A B C
’Cause they’d like my behind
A B C
I can’t love my business
A B C
If I can’t get a trick
A B C
Down on Santa Monica
A B C
Where tricks are for kicks

D
Oh, come on and kick me

Interlude: A B C (x4)

D                      F
Oh, come on and kick me
                        E
(Oh) Come on and kick me
                             D
(Oh) You’ve got your problems
                         C
(Oh) I’ve got my ass wipe
                    B
You got your big cheese

I got my hash pipe

Interlude: A B C (x8)

A B C (continue)
I can’t help my boogies
They get out of control
I know that you don’t care
But I want you to know
The knee-stocking flavor
Is a favorite treat
Of men that don’t bother
With the taste of a teat

D
Oh, come on and kick me

Interlude: A B C (x4)

D                      F
Oh, come on and kick me
                        E
(Oh) Come on and kick me
                             D
(Oh) You’ve got your problems
                         C
(Oh) I’ve got my ass wipe
                    B
You got your big cheese
                   G
I got my hash pipe
B C
I’ve got my hash pipe

Interlude: A B C (x8)

Solo: A B C (x16)

D
Oh, come on and kick me

Interlude: A B C (x4)

D                      F
Oh, come on and kick me
                        E
(Oh) Come on and kick me
                             D
(Oh) You’ve got your problems
                         C
(Oh) I’ve got my ass wipe
                    B
You got your big cheese
                   G
I got my hash pipe
B C
I got my hash pipe

Interlude: A B C (x6)

A B C  A B C
I’ve got my hash pipe

Interlude: A B C (x6)

A B C  A B C
I've got my hash pipe

Outro: A
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