Intro -x5-: Ebm Db Abm B
 
Verse 1:
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How can I be your black hole and your favorite constellation?
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While sometimes be depressed to death and living on vacation
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I'll divide my time between me, myself, and I and all my expectations
Ebm                         Db
Cause, motherxxxxer, I look good today
     Abm                       B
Self-care, green hair, looking cute today
 
Pre-Chorus:
Ebm
Hello to the fandom
             Db
Please don't have a tantrum
                           Abm
Cause if this here ain’t a stick up
             B                   Ebm
Why do I got both my hands up praying?
               Db
I'm just saying
              Abm
You're either dying
   nc 
Or you're playing
 
Either way I'm in the conversation -Woo!-
 
Chorus:
Ebm Db Abm          B                Ebm
           You only like me when I'm numb
Db Abm          B
       You only like mе when I'm
Ebm               Db
Now I'm mad about—I don't know what
Abm                B
All I know is that this isn't fun
Ebm        Db
The more I wrap myself up
Abm          B
Thе more I'm coming undone
Ebm               Db
Now I'm mad about—I don't know what
Abm                B              Ebm Db Abm
All I know is that this isn't love
         B
You only like me when I'm numb
 
Interlude: Ebm Db Abm B
 
Verse 2:
   Ebm      Db         Abm
My band and I are like Coldplay
                  B
That's allowed to say the xxxx word
    Ebm         Db
And you, you're like
            Abm                     B
The biggest sxxxmy bummy dummy ugly motherxxxxer
Ebm                       Db
Cause you can't look past caps
               Abm
Or the jokes I make
                    B
Because you hate to laugh
                    Ebm
You're too cool for me
                         Db
But motherxxxxer, I look good today
     Abm                       B
Self-care, green hair, looking cute today
 
Pre-Chorus:
Ebm
Hello to the fandom
             Db
Please don't have a tantrum
                           Abm
Cause if this here ain’t a stick up
             B                   Ebm
Why do I got both my hands up praying?
               Db
I'm just saying
              Abm
You're either dying
 
Or you're playing
       B
Either way I'm in the conversation -Woo!-
 
Chorus:
Ebm Db Abm          B                Ebm
           You only like me when I'm numb
Db Abm          B
       You only like mе when I'm
Ebm               Db
Now I'm mad about—I don't know what
Abm                B
All I know is that this isn't fun
Ebm        Db
The more I wrap myself up
Abm          B
Thе more I'm coming undone
Ebm               Db
Now I'm mad about—I don't know what
Abm                B              Ebm Db Abm
All I know is that this isn't love
         B
You only like me when I'm
 
Outro:
Ebm Db Abm          B                Ebm
          -You only like me when I'm numb-
Db Abm          B                Ebm  Db Abm B Ebm
      -You only like me when I'm numb-