Verse 1:
Dm            F
 The who's who of who's that
 Am           G
 Is poised for the atack
Dm                 F
 But my bare hands paved their paths
 C (nc)           G (nc)        F (nc)   Dm  F
 You don't get to tell me about sad
        Am                  G                      Dm F
 If you wanted me dead, you should have just said
         G                   (nc)
 Nothing makes me feel more alive

Chorus:
      C
 So I leave from the gallows
       G                  Dm
 And I levitate down your street
                        F
 Crash the party like a record scratch
      C               G                Dm     F (nc)
 As I scream, "Who's afraid of little old me?"
     Am         C F
 You should be
C  G  Dm

Verse 2:
Dm              F
 The scandal was contained
Am         G
 The bullet had just grazed
Dm                  F
 At all costs, keep your good name
 C (nc)           G (nc)           F (nc)  Dm  F
 You don't get to tell me you feel bad
         Am
 Is it a wonder I broke?
            G              Dm  F
 Let's hear one more joke
             G (nc)
 Then we can all just laugh until I cry

Chorus:
      C
 So I leave from the gallows
       G                  Dm
 And I levitate down your street
                        F
 Crash the party like a record scratch
      C               G                Dm     F
 As I scream, "Who's afraid of little old me?"
       C
 I was tame, I was gentle
          G                   Dm
 Till the circus life made me mean
                             F                C
 "Don't you worry, folks, we took out all her teeth"
        G                Dm      F
 Who's afraid of little old me?
           C
 Well, you should be (You should be)
     G
 You should be (You should be)
     Dm         F
 You should be
     C
 You should be (You should be)
     G
 You should be (You should be)
     Dm         F
 You should be

Bridge:
Am          G                   F
 So tell me everything is not about me
                C   B  Am
 But what if it is?
Am             G                F
 Then say they didn't do it to hurt me
                  C    B
 But what if they did?
           Dm                          F
 I want to snarl and show you just how disturbed this has made me
     Am                            G
 You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
    Dm                             F
 So all you kids can sneak into my house with all the cobwebs
     Am                     G
 I'm always drunk on my own tears
   Dm                 F
 Isn't that what they all said?
           C              G          Dm
 That I'll sue you if you step on my lawn
          C                G                Dm
 That I'm fearsome and I'm wretched and I'm wrong
     C              G       Dm
 Put narcotics into all of my songs
            C                G     Dm
 And that's why you're still singing along

Chorus:
      C
 So I leave from the gallows
       G                  Dm
 And I levitate down your street
                        F
 Crash the party like a record scratch
      C               G                Dm     F
 As I scream, "Who's afraid of little old me?"
       C
 I was tame, I was gentle
          G                   Dm
 Till the circus life made me mean
                             F                C
 "Don't you worry, folks, we took out all her teeth"
        G                Dm      F
 Who's afraid of little old me?
           C
 Well, you should be (You should be)
     G
 You should be (You should be)
     Dm         F
 You should be

Outro:
            C
 'Cause you lured me
         G
 And you hurt me
         Dm        F
 And you taunt me
     C
 You caged me
              G         Dm     F
 And then you called me crazy
   C         G             Dm          F
 I am what I am 'cause you trained me
    C      G        Dm   F
 So who's afraid of me?
 C      G                Dm      F
 Who's afraid of little old me?
C       G                Dm      F
 Who's afraid of little old me?