Verse 1:
F Am G
You can beat the heat if you can beat the charges too
F Am G
They said I was a cheat, I guess it must be true
Dm C G
And my friends all smell like weed or little babies
Dm C G
And this city reeks of driving myself crazy
Pre-Chorus:
F Am G
Little did you know your home's really only a town you're just a guest in
F Am G
So you work your life away just to pay for a timeshare down in Destin
Chorus:
G F
Florida!!! is one hell of a drug
G F
Florida!!! can use you up
Verse 2:
F Am
a hurricane with my name when it came
G
I got drunk and I dared it to wash me away
F Am
Barricaded in the bathroom with a bottle of wine
G
Well, me and my ghost, we had a hell of a time
F Am
Yes, I'm haunted but I'm feeling just fine
G
All my girls got their lace and their crimes
F Am
And your cheating husband disappeared,
G
Well, no one asks any questions here
Dm C
So I did my best to lay to rest
G
All of the bodies that have ever been on my body
Dm C G
And in my mind, they sink into the swamp
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Is that a bad thing to say in a song?
Pre-Chorus:
F Am G
Little did you know your home's really only the town you'll get arrested
F Am G
So you pack your life away just to wait out the xxxxstorm back in Texas
Chorus:
G F
Florida!!! is one hell of a drug
G F
Florida!!! can use you up
Bridge:
G
I need to forget so take me to Florida
F
I've got some regrets, I'll bury them in Florida
G
Tell me I'm despicable, say it's unforgiveable
F
At least the dolls are beautiful, xxxx me up, Florida
G
I need to forget so take me to Florida
F
I've got some regrets, I'll bury them in Florida
G
Tell me I'm despicable, say it's unforgiveable
F
What a crash, what a rush, xxxx me up, Florida
Alt Chorus:
C G
It's one hell of a drug
Am
It's one hell of a drug
Love left me like this
F
I don't want to exist
So take me to Florida
Outro:
F Am G
Little did you know your home's really only a town you're just a guest in
F Am G
So you work your life away just to pay for a timeshare down in Destin
F Am G
Little did you know your home's really only the town you'll get arrested
F Am G
So you pack your life away just to wait out the xxxxstorm back in Texas
G F
Florida!!! is one hell of a drug
G F
Florida!!! can use you up
G F
Florida!!! is one hell of a drug
G F
Florida!!! can use you up
