Intro: B

Verse 1:
E                     Gb
 I was supposed to be sent away
    Ebm                     Abm
But they forgot to come and get me
E                    Gb
 I was a functioning alcoholic
            B                 Abm
'Til nobody noticed my new aesthetic
E               Gb                 Ebm
 All of this to say, I hope you're okay
               Abm
But you're the reason
E           Gb
 And no one here's to blame
    B                     Abm
But what about your quiet treason?

Chorus:
          E                  Gb
And for a fortnight there we were
                         Ebm            Abm
Forever running 'til you sometimes ask about
                             E                 Gb
The web and now you're in my backyard turned into good neighbors
                 B
Your wife waters flowers
          Abm
I want to kill her

Verse 2:
E                    Gb                 Ebm          Abm
 All my mornings are Monday stuck in an endless February
E                  Gb                  B               Abm
I took the miracle move on drug, the effects were temporary
      E              Gb                     Ebm            Abm
And I love you, it's ruining my life (And I love you, it's ruining my life)
  E               Gb                  B
I touched you for only a fortnight (I touched you)
      Abm
But I touched you

Chorus:
          E                  Gb
And for a fortnight there we were
                         Ebm            Abm
Forever running 'til you sometimes ask about
                             E                 Gb
The web and now you're in my backyard turned into good neighbors
                 B
Your wife waters flowers
          Abm
I want to kill her
          E                  Gb
And for a fortnight there we were
                          Ebm                Abm
Together running 'til you sometimes come and tug my sweater
                  E                Gb
Now you're at the mailbox turned into good neighbors
              B                   Abm
My husband is cheating, I want to kill him

Bridge:
  E            Gb                   Ebm            Abm
I love you, it's ruining my life, I love you, it's ruining my life
  E               Gb                  B              Abm
I touched you for only a fortnight, I touched you, I touched you
  E            Gb                   Ebm            Abm
I love you, it's ruining my life, I love you, it's ruining my life
  E               Gb                  B              Abm
I touched you for only a fortnight, I touched you, I touched you

Outro:
  E                   Gb
I call you up but you won't pick up
        Ebm                Abm
Another fortnight lost in America
        E                Gb
Move to Florida, buy the car you want
       B                       Abm
But it won't start up 'til you touch, touch, touch me
  E                   Gb
I call you up but you won't pick up
        Ebm                Abm
Another fortnight lost in America
        E                Gb
Move to Florida, buy the car you want
       B                       Abm                 B
But it won't start up 'til you touch, touch, touch you