Intro: Fm Ab Eb Eb
 
Verse 1:
Fm  Ab           Eb               Fm
    What did you think I'd say to that?
       Ab       Eb                  Fm
Does a scorpion sting when fighting back?
     Ab    Eb                Fm     Ab   Eb
They strike to kill, and you know I will
Fm        Ab    Eb
 You know I will
Fm  Ab          Eb                 Fm
    What do you sing on your drive home?
       Ab     Eb                     Fm
Do you see my face in the neighbor's lawn?
         Fm     Ab
Does she smile?
Eb           Fm           Ab     Eb
 Or does she mouth, "xxxx you forever"?
 
Pre-Chorus:
Ab Eb             Bb               Ab       Eb
   Every time you call me crazy, I get more crazy
Bb
What About that?
Ab Eb            Bb                  Ab       Eb     Bb
    And when you say I seem angry, I get more angry
 
Chorus:
            Ab             Eb  Bb
And there's nothing like a mad woman
       Ab             Eb  Bb
What a shame she went mad
Ab             Eb  Bb
No one likes a mad woman
    Ab            Eb   Bb
You made her like that
           Ab        Eb            Bb
And you'll poke that bear 'til her claws come out
        Ab       Eb       Bb
And you find something to wrap your noose around
Ab Eb             Bb              Ab Eb Bb
      And there's nothing like a mad      woman
 
Interlude: Fm Ab Eb Eb
 
Verse 2:
Fm Ab            Eb                 Fm
   Now I breathe flames each time I talk
   Ab          Eb             Fm
My cannons all firin' at your yacht
     Ab  Eb                  Fm     Ab    Eb
They say, "Move on," but you know I won't
Fm     Ab         Eb              Fm
   And women like hunting witches too
Ab         Eb                Fm
Doing your dirtiest work for you
     Ab           Eb
It's obvious that wanting me dead
           Fm          Ab    Eb
Has really brought you two together
 
Pre-Chorus:
Ab Eb             Bb               Ab       Eb
   Every time you call me crazy, I get more crazy
Bb
What About that?
Ab Eb            Bb                  Ab       Eb     Bb
    And when you say I seem angry, I get more angry
 
Chorus:
            Ab             Eb  Bb
And there's nothing like a mad woman
       Ab             Eb  Bb
What a shame she went mad
Ab             Eb  Bb
No one likes a mad woman
    Ab            Eb   Bb
You made her like that
           Ab        Eb            Bb
And you'll poke that bear 'til her claws come out
        Ab       Eb       Bb
And you find something to wrap your noose around
Ab Eb             Bb              Ab Eb Bb
      And there's nothing like a mad      woman
 
Bridge:
Ab Fm    Eb              Ab        Eb
     I'm taking my time, taking my time
       Bb                  Ab     Fm
'Cause you took everything from me
Eb                  Ab           Eb
Watching you climb, watching you climb
Bb               Ab Fm
Over people like me
    Eb                   Ab          Eb
The master of spin has a couple side flings
Bb                Ab   Fm
Good wives always know
Eb                           Ab            Eb
She should be mad, should be scathing like me, but
 
Outro:
Bb              Ab Fm Eb
No one likes a mad      woman
Ab Eb       Bb                  Ab Fm Eb Eb
     What a shame she went mad
Ab Eb   Bb
    You made her like that

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