Verse 1:
A     E                       B             Dbm
I have this thing where I get older but just never wiser
A        E                    B     Dbm
Midnights become my afternoons
A         E                  B
When my depression works the graveyard shift
   Dbm           A             E                   B       Dbm
All of the people I’ve ghosted stand there in the room

Pre-chorus 1:
A              E                  B
I should not be left to my own devices
      Dbm                  A
They come with prices and vices
   E                      B         Dbm
I end up in crisis (I’ve realized all this time)
A        E                    B
I wake up screaming from dreaming
          Dbm
One day I’ll watch as you’re leaving
A            E                   B
Cause you got tired of my scheming
   Dbm
(For the last time)

Chorus:
A       E
It’s me, hi
B              Dbm
I’m the problem, it’s me
  A   E      B       Dbm
At tea time, everybody agrees
A           E                 B
I’ll stare directly at the sun
         Dbm
But never in the mirror
A             E
It must be exhausting
        B         Dbm
Always rooting for the anti-hero

Verse 2:
A            E              B     Dbm
Sometimes I feel like everybody is a xxxx baby
A          E               B     Dbm
And I’m a monster on the hill
A          E                  B             Dbm
Too big to hang out, slowly lurching towards your favorite city
A               E                         B      Dbm
Pierced through the heart, but never killed

Pre-chorus 2:
A        E                B              Dbm             A
Did you hear my covert narcissism lightly disguised as altruism
   E                 B                                Dbm
Like some kind of congressman (I’ve realized all this time)
A        E                    B
I wake up screaming from dreaming
          Dbm
One day I’ll watch as you’re leaving
A         E                 B
And life lose all of its meaning
   Dbm
(For the last time)

Chorus:
A       E
It’s me, hi
B              Dbm
I’m the problem, it’s me
  A   E      B       Dbm
At tea time, everybody agrees
A           E                 B
I’ll stare directly at the sun
         Dbm
But never in the mirror
A             E
It must be exhausting
        B         Dbm
Always rooting for the anti-hero

Bridge:
A         E                   B             Dbm
I have this dream my daughter-in-law kills me for the money
A         E                       B     Dbm
She thinks I left them in the will
A        E                    B                     Dbm
The family gathers around and reads it and someone screams out
A          E                     B     Dbm
“She’s laughing up at us from hell!”
A       E
It’s me, hi,
B              Dbm
I’m the problem, it’s me
A       E
It’s me, hi
B   Dbm
I’m the problem, it’s me
A       E   B    Dbm
It’s me, hi,    everybody agrees
     A       E       B     Dbm
Everybody agrees…

Chorus:
A       E
It’s me, hi
B              Dbm
I’m the problem, it’s me
  A   E      B       Dbm
At tea time, everybody agrees
A           E                 B
I’ll stare directly at the sun
         Dbm
But never in the mirror
A             E
It must be exhausting
        B         Dbm
Always rooting for the anti-hero.
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