Intro -x2-: Gb Db B Verse 1: Gb Db B Gb Db B I am light as a feather and as stiff as a board Gb Db B Gb Db B I pay attention to things that most people ignore Gb Db B Gb Db B And I'm alright with the movies that make jokes 'bout senseless cruelty Gb Db B That's for sure Gb Db B Gb Db B And I am built like a mother and a total machine Gb Db B Gb Db B I feel for your every little issue, I know just what you mean Gb Db B And I make light of the darkness Gb Db B I've got sun in my motherxxxxin' pocket Gb Db B Gb Db B Best believe, yeah, you know me Chorus: Gb Bb5 B Gb I forgive and I forget Bb5 B Gb I know my age and I act like it Bb5 B Absus4 Got what you can't resist D I'm a perfect all-American Verse 2: Gb Db B Gb Db B I am light as a feather, I'm as fresh as the air Gb Db B Gb Db B Coca-Cola bottles that I only use to curl my hair Gb Db B Ab G Gb Db B I got class and integrity just like a goddamn Kennedy, I swear Gb Db B With love to spare Chorus: Gb Bb5 B Gb Forgive and I forget Bb5 B Gb I know my age and I act like it Bb5 B Absus4 Got what you can't resist D Gb Bb5 I'm a perfect all-American xxxxx Bridge: B Gb Bb5 With perfect all-American lips B Gb Bb5 And perfect all-American hips B Absus4 D I know my place, I know my place and this is it Gb Bb5 B Gb Bb5 B I don't get angry when I'm pissed, I'm the eternal optimist Gb Bb5 B Absus4 D I scream inside to deal with it, like, "Ahhhhhhhhhhh" Gb Bb5 B Gb Bb5 B Gb Bb5 B Absus4 D Like, "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Outro: Gb Db B Gb Db B All the time, I'm grateful all the time Gb Db Ebm B Db Gb I'm xxxx and I'm kind, I'm pretty when I cry Gb Db B Gb Db B Oh, all the time, I'm grateful all the time -All the xxxxing time- Gb Db Ebm B Db Gb I'm xxxx and I'm kind, I'm pretty when I cry
