Dm         A           
I Wanna Be a Bottle Blonde
   Bb         C      G
I Don't Know Why But I Feel Conned
   Dm          A
I Wanna Be An Idle Teen
   Bb      C     G
I Wish I Hadn't Been So Clean
  Dm     A     F    A 
I Wanna Stay Inside All Day
   F         A      Dm   Gm
I Want The World To Go Away
   Dm          A          F       A
I Want Blood, Guts And Chocolate Cake
  F       A    Dm   Gm
I Wanna Be A Real Fake


        Dm               C               D          Bb
Yeah I Wish I'd Been A, Wish I'd Been A Teen, Teen Idle
 Dm             C          F                Gm
Wish I'd Been A Prom Queen Fighting For The Title
  D              C         F            Bb
Instead Of Being Sixteen & Burning Up A Bible
F              C           F      Gm
Feeling Super, Super -Super!!!- Suicidal
    Dm      C         F       Bb
The Wasted Years, The Wasted Youth
      Dm     C       F       Bb
The Pretty Lies, The Ugly Truth
         Dm      C         F        Bb
And The Day Has Come Where I Have Died
  Dm     C         F     Bb
Only To Find I've Come Alive
     

   Dm          A
I Wanna Be A Virgin Pure
  Bb  C    G  
A 21st Century Whore
  Dm            A           Bb    C     G
I Want Back My Virginity So I Can Feel Infinity
  Dm     A     F       A
I Wanna Drink Until I Ache
   F     A      Dm    Gm
I Wanna Make A Big Mistake
   Dm          A       F    A
I Want Blood, Guts & Angel Cake
    F      A     Dm   Gm 
I'm Gonna Puke It Anyway


        Dm              C                F          Bb
Yeah I Wish I'd Been A, Wish I'd Been A Teen, Teen Idle
Dm               C           F               Gm
Wish I'd Been A Prom Queen Fighting For The Title
 Dm                C         F           Bb
Instead Of Being Sixteen & Burning Up A Bible
 Dm             C              F    Gm
Feeling Super, Super -Super!!!- Suicidal
      Dm    C           F      Bb
The Wasted Years, The Wasted Youth
      Dm    C         F     Bb
The Pretty Lies, The Ugly Truth
         Dm      C         F       Bb
And The Day Has Come Where I Have Died
  Dm     C         F     Bb    Dm    C    F
Only To Find I've Come Alive  -Come Ali I I Ive,-

Interlude: Dm  C  F  Bb

   Dm            C      F     Bb
I Wish I Wasn't Such A Narcissist
   Dm      C      F     Bb 
I Wish I Didn't Really Kiss
      Dm      C      F     Bb
The Mirror When I'm On My Own
    Dm        C    F     Bb
Oh God! I'm Gonna Die Alone
Dm    C       F          Bb
Adolescence Didn't Make Sense
   Dm      C     F      Bb
A Little Loss Of Innocence
     Dm    C       F       Bb
The Ugly Years Of Being A Fool
       Dm         C     F     Bb
Ain't Youth Meant To Be Beautiful?


        Dm               C               F          Bb
Yeah I Wish I'd Been A, Wish I'd Been A Teen, Teen Idle
 Dm              C          F                Gm
Wish I'd Been A Prom Queen Fighting For The Title
  Dm        C                 F           Bb
Instead Of Being Sixteen & Burning Up A Bible
  Dm            C             F      Gm
Feeling Super, Super -Super!!!- Suicidal
     Dm      C         F       Bb
The Wasted Years, The Wasted Youth
     Dm     C         F    Bb
The Pretty Lies, The Ugly Truth
        Dm       C         F       Bb   
And The Day Has Come Where I Have Died
  Dm     C         F      Bb
Only To Find I've Come Alive


Dm              C           F      Bb
Feeling Super, Super, Super!!! Suicidal
Dm              C           F      Bb
Feeling Super, Super, Super!!! Suicidal
      Dm  C  F   Bb
I've Come Alive
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