Intro:
A                E             Bm
 I'll xxxx your life up as a blonde
                D
I'll xxxx your life up as a blonde

Verse 1:
A               E                        Bm
 Nothin' more frightenin' than a woman scorned
D               A
 And a box of bleach
                     E                       Bm
You said I'd never change, I bet you never thought
D              A
 I'd go so extreme
                   E                         Bm
I lost a couple of inches and then a couple more
D               Gbm                   E                D
 Startin' with you and every single thing you said to me

Chorus:
               A                  E
Baby, if you thought that I was trouble
                   Bm                 D
Then you're gonna hate what's comin' next
                 A                   E
Kinda like your worst nightmare but double
           Bm
Is that an angel?
              D
No, it's your ex
                    A                      E
Remember how you screwed up when I was a brunette?
                    Bm                  D
I don't think you knew just what you'd done
  Gbm                 E             Bm
Woah, I'll xxxx your life up as a blonde
                D
I'll xxxx your life up as a blonde

Verse 2:
A                   E                        Bm
 I'm goin' Gwen Stefani, I'm goin' Courtney Love
D                         A
 I'm headin' out of your league
                      E                                Bm
I'm gonna make your friends say, "Man, you messed that up"
D                       A
 And I would have to agree
                    E                        Bm
Had some emotional baggage, oh, but I cut it off
D               Gbm                   E                D
 Startin' with you and every single thing you said to me
             Gbm            E                        D
Ending with you just wanna talk but I'm just never free

Chorus:
               A                  E
Baby, if you thought that I was trouble
                   Bm                 D
Then you're gonna hate what's comin' next
                 A                   E
Kinda like your worst nightmare but double
           Bm
Is that an angel?
              D
No, it's your ex
                    A                      E
Remember how you screwed up when I was a brunette?
                    Bm                  D
I don't think you knew just what you'd done
  Gbm                 E             Bm
Woah, I'll xxxx your life up as a blonde
                D             A
I'll xxxx your life up as a blonde

Post-chorus:
    E        Bm
La-la-la-la-la
                D             A
I'll xxxx your life up as a blonde (Yeah)
    E        Bm
La-la-la-la-la
                D             A
I'll xxxx your life up as a blonde(It's funny)
    E        Bm
La-la-la-la-la
                D             Gbm
I'll xxxx your life up as a blonde (It sounds great)
    E        D
La-la-la-la-la

Bridge:
A                E             Bm
 I'll xxxx your life up as a blonde
                D             A
I'll xxxx your life up as a blonde (So I'll xxxx it right up)
                E             Bm
I'll xxxx your life up as a blonde (You'll be super upset)
                D             A
I'll xxxx your life up as a blonde
                E               Bm
You'll rue the day you did me wrong
               D               A
I'll put your name in all the songs
                  E                Bm
I'll twist that knife, it will be fun
              D
xxxxxx' your life up

Chorus:
               A                  E
Baby, if you thought that I was trouble
                   Bm                 D
Then you're gonna hate what's comin' next
                 A                   E
Kinda like your worst nightmare but double
           Bm
Is that an angel?
              D
No, it's your ex
                    A                      E
Remember how you screwed up when I was a brunette?
                    Bm                  D
I don't think you knew just what you'd done
  Gbm                 E             Bm
Woah, I'll xxxx your life up as a blonde
                D             A
I'll xxxx your life up as a blonde (As a blonde, as a blonde)

Outro:
    E        Bm
La-la-la-la-la
                D             A
I'll xxxx your life up as a blonde
    E        Bm
La-la-la-la-la (As a blonde)
                D             A
I'll xxxx your life up as a blonde (Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's your ex)
    E        Bm
La-la-la-la-la
                D             A
I'll xxxx your life up as a blonde
    E        Bm
La-la-la-la-la
                D             Gbm
I'll xxxx your life up as a blonde
                E             D
I'll xxxx your life up as a blonde