Intro: A

Verse:
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You do not like us
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Cause your girlfriend likely does
             A  
And all your friends agree
            A  
On her soft-spot for me
             A
I'll have my hard hands
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Over her soft spots soon, you will see
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And if you want a list of all her favourite bits
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The next time I am free
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Quite comprehensively
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I will scrawl them all down for you as an apology
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Tell her the times we shared that broke have been repaired
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Cinders of our old jokes have once again been stoked
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But with a different girl, funnier now they've been rehearsed

Pre-chorus:
    A                        A 
All night hung on your every word
             Gbm                E
'til we were interrupted by the birds singing
 Gbm
"Oh your mask is slipping
E
Oh your mask is slipping."

Chorus:
D
Songs I've written about your girlfriend
         Bm
Are just psalms of spite since it came to an end
        A                          Gbm
Cause I never made her smile like that
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And she never made me smile right back
           A                            Gbm
Although I always made her purr like a cat
           A                           Gbm
She said I never made her smile like that

Interlude: A

Verse:
                A                            A 
She stubbed her home club's crest on me with cigarettes
             A                         A  
a swift that matched the bird upon her football shirt
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She would lift the hem, she would wear that thing like a skirt
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The last time I was there she let me wear her clothes
            A                      A  
She painted my lips red so that we both ensured
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I kiss her every inch, my god the girl looked like she'd burned

Pre-chorus:
    A                        A 
All night hung on your every word
             Gbm                E
'til we were interrupted by the birds singing
 Gbm
"Oh your mask is slipping
E
Oh your mask is slipping."

Chorus:
D
Songs I've written about your girlfriend
         Bm
Are just psalms of spite since it came to an end
          A
All these songs I've written about your girlfriend
         B                     E
Are just killing time while my heart is on the mend
        A                          Gbm
Cause I never made her smile like that
        A                           Gbm
And she never made me smile right back
           A                            Gbm
Although I always made her purr like a cat
           A                           Gbm
She said I never made her smile like that

Outro: A A Amaj7