Intro: A Verse: A You do not like us A Cause your girlfriend likely does A And all your friends agree A On her soft-spot for me A I'll have my hard hands A A A Over her soft spots soon, you will see A A And if you want a list of all her favourite bits A The next time I am free A Quite comprehensively A A A A I will scrawl them all down for you as an apology A A Tell her the times we shared that broke have been repaired A A Cinders of our old jokes have once again been stoked A A A A But with a different girl, funnier now they've been rehearsed Pre-Chorus: A A All night hung on your every word Gbm E 'til we were interrupted by the birds singing Gbm "Oh your mask is slipping E Oh your mask is slipping." Chorus: D Songs I've written about your girlfriend Bm Are just psalms of spite since it came to an end A Gbm Cause I never made her smile like that A Gbm And she never made me smile right back A Gbm Although I always made her purr like a cat A Gbm She said I never made her smile like that Interlude: A Verse: A A She stubbed her home club's crest on me with cigarettes A A a swift that matched the bird upon her football shirt A A A A She would lift the hem, she would wear that thing like a skirt A A The last time I was there she let me wear her clothes A A She painted my lips red so that we both ensured A A A A I kiss her every inch, my god the girl looked like she'd burned Pre-Chorus: A A All night hung on your every word Gbm E 'til we were interrupted by the birds singing Gbm "Oh your mask is slipping E Oh your mask is slipping." Chorus: D Songs I've written about your girlfriend Bm Are just psalms of spite since it came to an end A All these songs I've written about your girlfriend B E Are just killing time while my heart is on the mend A Gbm Cause I never made her smile like that A Gbm And she never made me smile right back A Gbm Although I always made her purr like a cat A Gbm She said I never made her smile like that Outro: A A Amaj7
