Intro:

One! Two! Three! Four!
One! Two! Three! Four!
One! Two! Three! Four!

G G Bm D C
G G Bm C

G G Bm C
G G Bm C
G G Bm C
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Verse 1:
         G             G
Any more tears for the birthing pool?
          Em                  C
Bear this child directly into misery
                G                     G
Kiss him in the face with no lips and no tongue
              Em                        C
But with your little, middle, index and ring fingers
          G              G
Singing, "I see songs in shapes and colours
    Em                 C
Not nuclear physics or pottery ovens
G                G
Fluid lines that soar like towers
Em                     C
Patterns reformed just like child actors"

Pre-chorus:
D                            C
Plunge your hand, rip out my spine
                     D        
Replace it with a UV light
                          C
So I can be the beacon of hope that you'd always expected

Chorus:
               G
These constant broken heartbeats sound like breakbeats
        Em                 C
Looping round and round to me
              G
You know he's so much more like Spider-Man
     Em             C
Than you will ever, ever be

Interlude (x2): G G Bm C

   G
So stick with your instincts
G
 Stick with the imprints
         Em                     C
With the hieroglyphics that the fan clubs sent us
    G
And roll with the toppers
G
 Just like steady choppers
Em
Bat it with your eyelids
    C
And lose it with your static
   G       G        Em     C
Go b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b - honey, hey!
           G                 G
I'm taking far too many chances
         Em             C
On these less than idealistic romances

Pre-chorus:
D                            C
Plunge your hand, rip out my spine
                     D        
Replace it with a UV light
                          C
So I can be the beacon of hope that you'd always expected

Chorus:
               G
These constant broken heartbeats sound like breakbeats
        Em                 C
Looping round and round to me
              G
You know he's so much more like Spider-Man
     Em             C
Than you will ever, ever be

G G Bm C
G G Bm C
G G Bm C
G G Bm C

Outro: C  

               C                 C    
These constant broken heartbeats sound like breakbeats
        C                  C    
Looping round and round to me
              C                 C    
You know he's so much more like Spider-Man
     C              C    
Than you will ever, ever be