Intro: F Verse 1: F I used to run for miles, I used to ride my bike F Gm I used to wake up with a smile and go to bed at night with a dream, ah F But now I'm turning 30, no! Verse 2: F I used to be the young one, got used to meeting people F Gm Who were used to meeting someone who was born in 1990, no way! -Yeah, I was born in 1990- F Now I'm turning 30, God, God damn it Chorus: F I'm -Turning 30, turning 30, turning 30, turning 30- Gm Turning -Turning 30, turning 30, turning 30, turning 30- Eb Thirty -Turning 30, turning 30, turning 30, turning 30- F I'm turning 30 -Turning 30, turning 30, turning 30, turning 30- Verse 3: F When he was 27, my granddad fought in Vietnam F Gm When I was 27, I built a birdhouse with my mom, oh xxxx F How am I 30? Verse 4: F I used to make fun of the boomers in retrospect, a bit too much F Now all these xxxxing zoomers are telling me that I'm out of touch Gm -Oh yeah? Well, your xxxxing phones are poisoning your minds. Okay? F So when you develop a dissociative mental disorder in your late twenties don't come crawling back to me- Chorus: F I'm -Turning 30, turning 30, turning 30, turning 30- Gm Turning -Turning 30, turning 30, turning 30, turning 30- Eb Thirty -Turning 30, turning 30, turning 30, turning 30- F I'm turning 30 -Turning 30, turning 30, turning 30, turning 30- Bridge: F And now my stupid friends are having stupid children Dm My stupid friends are having stupid children Eb My stupid friends are having stupid children F My stupid friends are having stupid children F And now my stupid friends are having stupid children Dm My stupid friends are having stupid children Eb My stupid friends are having stupid children F Stupid, xxxxing ugly, boring children Outro: Am It's 2020, and I'm 30 Dm I'll do another ten Bb F 2030 I'll be 40 and kill myself then
