Intro: G G G G Verse 1: G So long B7 Goodbye Em D I'll see you when I see you C You can pick the street Cm G B7 Em I'll meet you on the other side Verse 2: D G So long B7 Goodbye Em D Do I really have to finish? C Cm Do returns always diminish? G B7 Em Did I say that right? Chorus: G Abdim Am Em Does anybody want to joke F C D When no one's laughing in the background? G Dm7 F C Bb So this is how it ends G Dm7 Bb Eb C G I promise to never go outside again Verse 3: G Gsus4 G So long B7 Bye! Em D C Cm I'm slowly losing power, has it only been an hour? G B7 Em No, that can't be right Verse 4: D G Gsus4 G So long B7 B B7 Goodbye Em D Hey, here's a fun idea C Cm G B7 Em How about I sit on the couch and I watch you next time? Chorus: G Abdim Am Em I wanna hear you tell a joke F C D When no one's laughing in the background? G Dm7 F C Bb So this is how it ends G Dm7 Bb Eb C I promise to never go outside again Bridge: Em Am Am I going crazy? D Would I even know? G Ebdim Am I right back where I started 14 years ago? Em Am Wanna guess the ending? D G Ebdim If it ever does, I swear to God that all I've ever wanted was: Em Em7 A little bit of everything all of the time Am D A bit of everything all of the time G Apathy's a tragedy, and boredom is a crime Gbdim I'm finished playing and I'm staying inside C G D If I wake up in a house that's full of smoke Em D I'll panic, so call me up and tell me a joke C G D When I'm fully irrelevant and totally broken, damn it Em Bm C Call me up and tell me a joke G Oh xxxx B7 Em D You're really joking at a time like this? Outro: G Well, well Am Look who's inside again? D Em D Went out to look for a reason to hide again G Well, well Am D Buddy, you found it Ebaug Em Ebaug Now come out with your hands up Cadd9 Cm G We've got you surrounded
