Verse 1:
Eb              Bb      Cm           Gm
Do you have the time to listen to me whine
 Ab               Eb              Bb
G#out nothing and everything all at once.
Eb          Bb
I am one of those
  Cm         Gm
Melodramatic fools.
   Ab           Eb
Neurotic to the bone no doubt about it.

Chorus:
Ab            Bb            Eb
  Sometimes I give myself the creeps.
Ab             Bb                 Eb
  Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.
   Ab               Bb
It all keeps adding up.
  Eb        Db       Cm
I think I'm cracking up,
   Ab         Bb                 Eb
Am I just paranoid? Am I just stoned?

Interlude: Bb Cm Bb Eb Eb Bb Cm Bb Eb

Verse 2:
Eb          Bb
I went to a shrink
   Cm         Gm
To analyze my dreams.
    Ab                Eb                   Bb
She says it's lack of xxx that's bringing me down.
Eb          Bb
I went to a whore.
   Cm               Gm
He said my life's a bore,
   Ab              Eb                    Bb
So quit my whining cause it's bringing her down.

Chorus:
Ab            Bb            Eb
  Sometimes I give myself the creeps.
Ab             Bb                 Eb
  Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.
   Ab               Bb
It all keeps adding up.
  Eb        Db       Cm
I think I'm cracking up,
   Ab         Bb                 Eb
Am I just paranoid? Am I just stoned?

Bridge:
Bb Cm Bb Eb Bb Cm Bb Eb
Bb Cm Bb Eb Bb Cm Bb Ab
               Bb
Grasping to control,
              Eb  Bb
So I better hold on.
Cm Gm Ab Eb Bb Eb Bb
Cm Gm Ab Eb Bb

Chorus:
Ab            Bb            Eb
  Sometimes I give myself the creeps.
Ab             Bb                 Eb
  Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.
   Ab               Bb
It all keeps adding up.
  Eb        Db       Cm
I think I'm cracking u p,
   Ab         Bb                 Eb
Am I just paranoid? Am I just stoned?

Outro:
Cm Ab Eb Bb Eb Cm
Ab Eb Bb Eb Cm Ab Eb Bb
Eb Cm Ab Eb Bb Ab Eb Bb