Intro:

One, two, three, four!

G F C Eb
G F Eb C

Chorus:
 G         F
Nice nice, so you a virgin?
C          Eb
Nice nice, what color are your panties?
G          F
Nice nice, so you a virgin?
Eb         C
Nice nice, what color are your panties?
Eb             F                   Dm                   G  D
What would you do with me if I was there with you right now?
Eb             F                   D
What would you do with me if I was there with you right now?

Chorus:
G          F
Nice nice, so you a virgin?
C           Eb
Nice nice, what color are your panties?
G          F
Nice nice, so you a virgin?
Eb          C
Nice nice, what color are your panties?
Eb             F                   Dm                   G  D
What would you do with me if I was there with you right now?
Eb             F                   D
What would you do with me if I was there with you right now?

Interlude:
G         F
Nice nice, are you a virgin?
C         Eb
Nice nice, are you touching yourself?
G        F
Oh, yeah! Are you a virgin?
Eb         C
Nice nice

Interlude:
   G F C Eb
   G F

         Eb           C
Oh, I've got a couple questions!

Verse:
G                     F
Hey girl, it's such a shame you got your parents home
C                           Eb
But we can just Netflix and chill until you're all alone
G                        F
Oh, you're out with your friends? Do y'all go lesbian?
Eb                           C
If I was with you would you, like, start making out with them?
G                       F
Shave your pubes in the shape of my initials
C                           Eb
Take your shirt off, let me see your lady nipples
G          F
Oh baby, I like 'em thick
Eb                          C
I need a big fat ass for my ten-foot xxxx

Chorus:
G          F
Nice nice, are you a virgin?
C          Eb
Nice nice, what color are your panties?
G          F
Nice nice, so you a virgin?
Eb         C
Nice nice, what color are your panties?


G         F
Nice nice, so you a virgin?
C         Eb
Nice nice, one more time


G         F
Nice nice, so you a virgin?
Eb         C
Nice nice, what color are your panties?

G

Interlude:

Whatever you dumb, fat xxxx

I wouldn't xxxx you anyway

One, two, three four

Complete and utter incoherence:

G F C Eb
G F Eb C
G F C Eb
G F Eb C
G F C Eb
G F Eb C

Outro:
G
Suck my xxxx, mommy
G
Have you ever sucked xxxx in a church?
G
So you're a singer? Wanna show me what else your mouth can do?
(nc)
Woah, I wanna be deep inside you right now
                                              G
I wanna lick your nipples and pump you deeply

Uh, we're Dazey and the Scouts and we're your new step-parents