Verse 1:
E                       A    B
I bought us the tickets to a show this weekend
E                  A             B
And I was dancing, you're in the corner standing
E            Abm
I wish you'd dance with me
A               B
But you don't seem to be into it
E               Abm
And right then, it hit me
A            B -nc-
I'm sorry, I just don't get it
 
Chorus:
E       Abm                 A            C        B
I wish I liked you as much as I like my favorite band
E            Abm                     A               C      B
It's not your fault, it's mine, I'm just a kid like Simple Plan
E          Abm                A                  C       B
And in the morning you could drive me home, put on your playlist
E            Abm               A            C        B
I just don't like you as much as I like my favorite band
 
Verse 2:
E                            A                B
We're hangin' out again, I'm wondering what I came here for
E                       A                      B
When I could be at home with my headphones and Paramore
E                    A               B
And I hate to say it, but to me, your taste isn't that good
E
And Hayley just gets me
A           B nc 
The way you never did
 
Chorus:
E       Abm                 A            C        B
I wish I liked you as much as I like my favorite band
E            Abm                     A               C      B
It's not your fault, it's mine, I'm just a kid like Simple Plan
E          Abm                A                  C       B
And in the morning you could drive me home, put on your playlist
E            Abm               A            C        B
I just don't like you as much as I like my favorite band
 
Bridge:
Abm                     A
Kissing in the rain and I feel nothing
B                       A
But oh, what a shame to let you go
Abm                   A
Honestly, I should've seen it coming
B                             A
When you said you didn't like All Time Low
Abm       A
Bound to fail
B          A
Pierce The Veil
Abm                 A
Close my eyes, tryna feel something
B                  A
Put on my favorite song
Abm                 A                    B                A
And I can tell that you're just bluffing, trying to sing along
 
Chorus:
E       Abm                 A            C        B
I wish I liked you as much as I like my favorite band
E            Abm                     A               C      B
It's not your fault, it's mine, I'm just a kid like Simple Plan
E          Abm                A                  C       B
And in the morning you could drive me home, put on your playlist
E            Abm               A            C        B
I just don't like you as much as I like my favorite band
 
Outro: E Abm A C B
 
E             Abm             A         C                B           E
I just don't like you as much as I like Great Grandpa or girlpool or Joy Again
          Em  A
Or anyone else
C  B          E
Or anyone else
-nc-
-I just don't really like your music taste and it's putting me off,

it's making me feel weird, that's what this song is about-