Intro: G Bm Em

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Have you ever stopped to watch a bluebird drop from a tree, and take to the air?
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Me Neither


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Have you ever took time out to finish a rhyme but the right words just weren't there?
G           Bm Em
Meat Cleaver


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The people in my life are like grains of sand
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Cause they stick together Yeah..
Em
Often near my butt hole
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If life is an ocean, I am a deep and handsome fish
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a fish that's drowning
C                            D
If the artistic process is a birth canal
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Than I am a freshly jellied kid
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Come witness my crowning
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These thoughts of mine must be a sign that I'm
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Hashtag Deep


G Bm Em (speaking)

If jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
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Have you ever accidentally peed on the toilet seat instead of on your girlfriends face?
G         Bm Em
Me neither.. Me neither!


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Have you ever wrote a song note for note and not a single note was out of place?

Duh.


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The people in my life are like blades of grass How?
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Cause they're all so grounded but at least grass stays away from my butthole!
C        D
Art is a harlot
Em                       C
And I am her sassy urban friend
D                           G  Bm
Mmm, xxxxx why you being so selfish?
C           D         Em
If momma is right and the world is my oyster
C      D                       G    Bm
Than I must have an allergy to shellfish
C
You don't know
D
How could you know


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If life makes you wish you were dead
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Just put on a good movie and then promptly put a bullet in your head
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Spend forever asleep, cause life pales in comparison to living the dream
D
Hashtag Deep

Outro: G Bm Em