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Verse 1:
        Ab
Well, I thought about the army
           Ebm
Dad said, "Son you're xxxxxxx high"
      Db                                     Ab
And I thought, yeah there's a first for everything
                         Ab
So I took my old man's advice, three sad semesters
       Ebm
It was only fifteen grand
         Db
spent in bed, I thought about the army
Ab                Db
I dropped out and joined a band instead

Chorus:

Solo:
   Ebm  Bbm  Abmaj7
   Ebm  Bbm  Abmaj7

Verse 2:
       Ab
Grew a moustache and a mullet
      Ebm
Got a job at Chick-fil-A
      Db
Citing artistic differences
    Ab
the band broke up in May
       Fm
And in June reformed without me
         Ebm
And they got a different name
         Db
I nuked another grandma's apple pie
    Ab
And hung my head in shame, no

Chorus:
Ebm  Bbm  Abmaj7                 Ebm
                 Been thinking a lot today
Bbm  Abmaj7                 Ebm
            Been thinking a lot today

Interlude: Bbm Abmaj7

Bridge:
Gb Db                     Ab
Oh oh, think I'll write a screenplay
Gb Db                         Ab
Oh oh, think I'll take you to LA
Gb Db                         Cm
Oh oh, think I'll get it done yesterday

A|---0-1-2-3-4-5--6------|
E|-----------------------|
C|-----------------------|
g|-1---------------------|

Solo:
   Fm7  Cm  Fm7  Cm
   Bb7  Eb7  Ab  Abmaj7
   Fm7  Db  Dbmaj7  Fm    Fm

Solo:

A|------------------1----1s6----4------4s8-----6----4----3----1-----|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------|
C|------------------------------------------------------------------|
g|---1-------1s5--------------------------------------------------1-|

Interlude:
   Ab  Ebm  Db  Ab
   Ab  Ebm  Db  Ab

Verse 3:
        Ab
In this time of introspection
       Ebm
On the eve of my election
   Db
I say to my reflection
           Ab
God please spare me more rejection
          Fm
'Cause my peers, they criticize me
       Ebm
And my ex-wives all despise me
       Db
Try to put it all behind me
       Ab
But my redneck past is nipping at my heels

Chorus:
Ebm  Bbm  Abmaj7                 Ebm
                 Been thinking a lot today
Bbm  Abmaj7                 Ebm
            Been thinking a lot today
Bbm  Abmaj7                 Ebm
            Been thinking a lot today

Interlude: Bbm Abmaj7

Outro:
            Gbmaj7
I thought about
Bbm     Abmaj7
   the army
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