Intro -x5-: E D Gb G B Bb
 
Verse 1:
E   E   D Gb   G     G
How can I be a black hole
G                 B
And your favorite constellation?
E     E   D
While sometimes
Gb  G            G
Be depressed to death
G          B
And living on vacation?
E    E   D  Gb
I'll divide my time
G           G           G
Between Me, Myself, and I
           B
And all my expectations
E      E             D           Gb
Cause, motherxxxxer, I look good today
G          G           G       B
Self-care, green hair, looking cute today
 
Pre-Chorus:
E            E
Hello to the FANDOM
D                   Gb
Please don't have a TANTRUM
G                          G
Cause if this here ain’t a stick up
G                          B  E
Why do I got both my hands up praying?
E        D   Gb
I'm just saying
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You're either dying
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Or you're playing
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Either way I'm in the conversation
 E E D Gb G
-Woo!-
 
Chorus:
G        G            B   E    E D Gb G B E D Gb G B
You only like me whеn I'm numb
E    E    D   F   G       G
Now I'm mad about—I don't know what
G                  B           Bb
All I know is that this isn't fun
E   E      D    Gb
The more I wrap myself up
G        G   G      B
Thе more I'm coming undone
E    E    D   F   G       G
Now I'm mad about—I don't know what
G                  B          E    E D Gb
All I know is that this isn't love
G   G    G            B   Bb
You only like me when I'm numb
 
Interlude: E D Gb G B Bb
 
Verse 2:
E        E  D Gb  G    G
My band and I are like Coldplay
G                  B
That's allowed to say the xxxx word
    E
And you
E      D
You're like
Gb  G               G          G    B
The biggest scummy bummy dummy ugly motherxxxxer
E     E          D        Gb
Cause you can't look past caps
G
Or the jokes I make
G
Because you hate to laugh
G                   B
You're too cool for me
E                 E      D    Gb
But motherxxxxer, I look good today
G          G           G       B
Self-care, green hair, looking cute today
 
Pre-Chorus:
E            E
Hello to the FANDOM
D                   Gb
Please don't have a TANTRUM
G                          G
Cause if this here ain’t a stick up
G                          B  E
Why do I got both my hands up praying?
E        D   Gb
I'm just saying
-nc-
You're either dying
-nc-
Or you're playing
-nc-
Either way I'm in the conversation
 E E D Gb G
-Woo!-
 
Chorus:
G        G            B   E    E D Gb G B E D Gb G B
You only like me whеn I'm numb
E    E    D   F   G       G
Now I'm mad about—I don't know what
G                  B           Bb
All I know is that this isn't fun
E   E      D    Gb
The more I wrap myself up
G        G   G      B
Thе more I'm coming undone
E    E    D   F   G       G
Now I'm mad about—I don't know what
G                  B          E    E D Gb
All I know is that this isn't love
G   G    G       B
You only like me when I'm -
 
Outro:
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-You only like me when I'm numb-
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-You only like me when I'm numb-
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