Intro (x2): B  Ebm  A  E

Verse 1:
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Who's gonna pay attention to the redheads of the world
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 Who's gonna call them up at night when they're naked and alone
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 Who's gonna kiss the brown haired girls? Who's gonna wipe away their tears?
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 And what about the black haired girls, who's gonna whisper filthy things into
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 their ears?

Chorus:
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 Cause anyone who ever had a brain wouldn't stand out in the rain
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 Or keep it up for very long just to prove somebody wrong
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 And anyone who ever had a heart, or sang a lonesome song
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 Would sell their little souls just to make it with the blonde

Post-chorus:
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 Pa pa pa paaa pa
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 Pa pa pa paaa pa pa pa
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 Pa pa pa paaa pa
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 Pa pa pa paaa pa pa pa

Verse 2:
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 It's just unearned admiration, are you sick of all the stares?
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 You don't need to hide yourself away, you only need to dye your hair
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 But it won't do you any good, 'cause pretty soon your roots will be showing
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 And anytime you try to leave the room, they'll ask you
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 Just where the hell do you think you're going

Chorus:
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 Cause anyone who ever had a brain wouldn't stand out in the rain
A                       E                           B
 Or keep it up for very long just to prove somebody wrong
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 And anyone who ever had a heart, or sang a lonesome song
A                        E                              B
 Would sell their little souls just to make it with the blonde

Post-chorus:
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 Pa pa pa paaa pa
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 Pa pa pa paaa pa pa pa
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 Pa pa pa paaa pa
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 Pa pa pa paaa pa pa pa
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 Pa pa pa paaa pa
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 Pa pa pa paaa pa pa pa
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 Pa pa pa paaa pa
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 Pa pa pa paaa pa pa pa