Intro: Abm7 E B Gb   
 
Verse:
 Abm7            E                   B
We're smashing mics in karaoke bars
                   Gb   
You're running late with half your makeup on
Abm7             E                    B
This method acting might pay our bills
               Gb   
But soon enough they'll be a different role to fill
 
Bridge:
Dbm
I love this feeling
B
But I hate this part
Gb   
I wanted this to work so much
 
I drew up our plans on a chart
Abm7              E    
Cars are flipping, I'm in hot pursuit
B                    Gb   
My character's strong, but my head is loose
 
Chorus:
E                      B    Gb   
She hits like ecstasy 
            E               Dbm
Comes up and bangs the sense out of me
 
Instrumental: Em7 C G D   
 
Verse:
 
Abm7           E    
The tarot cards say it's not so bad
B                    Gb   
And the blades rotate, there's just no landing pad
Abm7                   E    
And I better have said it, but darling you're the best
B                 Gb   
I'm just tired of falling up the penrose steps
 
Bridge:
Dbm
I hate this feeling
B
But I love this part
Gb   
She really wants to make it work
 
And I clearly want to let it start
 

Dbm
We'll build a waterslide
B               Gb   
As soon as I get home
 
Chorus:
           E                  B    Gb   
Oh and she hits like ecstasy  
            E                  Dbm
Comes up and bangs the sense out of me
    Abm                 Gb   
It's wrong, but surely worse to leave
        E         Dbm
And she hits like ecstasy
 
Outro (palm mute G):

So free up the cheaper seats

Here comes a Greek Tragedy
 
Outro: Abm7 E     B Gb