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E
I've met someone that makes me feel seasick
B
Oh what a skill to have
Gb
Oh what a skill to have
E
So many skills that make her distinctive
B
But they're not mine to have
Gb
No they're not mine


E
Whenever she looks i read the nearest paper
B
No i don't care about the soaps
Gb                        E
No i don't care about the soaps
B                                    Gb                     
Though i'm acting like i'm in an Eastenders episode

E   Ebm

B
If this is a rom-com 
Gb                 E    Ebm
Kill the director
B
If this is a rom-com
Gb                       E
Kill the director please


E                                            Ebm
Carrots help us see much better in the dark
B                            Gb
Don't talk to girls; they'll break your heart
E                                       Ebm
And this is my head and this is my spout
B                        Gb
They work together; they can't figure anything out


E
So with the angst of a teenage band
B                                Gb                       E
Here's another song about a gender i'll never understand
B                                Gb 
Here's another song about a gender i'll never understand

E   Ebm

B
If this is a rom-com
Gb                 E    Ebm
Kill the director
B
If this is a rom-com
Gb                E    Ebm
Kill the director
B
If this is a rom-com
Gb                        B
Kill the director please


E           Ebm      
This is no Bridget Jones
Abm       A   
This is no Bridget Bridget
E           Ebm      
This is no Bridget Jones
Abm       A
This is no Bridget Bridget
E           Ebm      
This is no Bridget Jones
Abm       A
This is no Bridget Bridget
E           Ebm      
This is no Bridget Jones
Abm       A
This is no Bridget Bridget
E           Ebm      
This is no Bridget Jones
Abm       A
This is no Bridget Bridget
E           Ebm      
This is no Bridget Jones
Abm       A
This is no Bridget
E           Ebm      
Bridget Jones
A        E    
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7 Comments

  1. Strumming Pattern????

  2. Theodosia Eugene ~

    -4 Gives a good range for beginners and it sounds closer to the original.

  3. Theodosia Eugene ~

    -4 Gives a good range for beginners and it sounds closer to the original. :)

  4. +1 also works nicely :)

  5. I think for something closer than the original (in the same key), -4 works, and then just leave out the D and Bm chords. Xx

  6. Strumming pattern?

  7. +3 I think :/

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