Intro: D D G G Verse 1: D You are somebody that I don't know D But you're takin' shots at me like it's Patrón G G And I'm just like "Damn, it's 7 a.m." D Say it in the street, that's a knock-out D But you say it in a tweet, that's a cop-out G G And I'm just like "Hey, are you okay?" Pre-Chorus 1: D D And I ain't tryna mess with your self-expression but I've learned the lesson G That stressin' and obsessin' 'bout somebody else is no fun A -nc- And snakes and stones never broke my bones Chorus: D D So oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh G G You need to calm down, you're being too loud D D And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh G G You need to just stop, like can you just not step on my gown? D D You need to calm down Verse 2: D You are somebody that we don't know D But you're comin' at my friends like a missile G G Why are you mad, when you could be GLAAD? -You could be GLAAxD-x D Sunshine on the street at the parade D But you would rather be in the dark ages G G Makin' that sign, must've taken all night Pre-Chorus 2: D D You just need to take several seats and then try to restore the peace G And control your urges to scream about all the people you hate A -nc- 'Cause shade never made anybody less gay Chorus: D D So oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh G G You need to calm down, you're being too loud D D And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh G G You need to just stop, like can you just not step on his gown? D You need to calm down Bridge: And we see you over there on the internet D Comparing all the girls who are killin' it G G But we figured you out, we all know now -nc- We all got crowns, you need to calm down Chorus: -nc- Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh G You need to calm down -You need to calm down- G You're being too loud -You're being too loud- D D And I'm just like oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh G You need to just stop -Can you stop?- G Like can you just not step on our gowns? D You need to calm down
