Intro: G G7 Bb

Verse 1:
G    G7            Bb        G
Yesterday, I met the postman
         G7            Bb      G
Bringing packages from England
        G7            Bb       G
I smiled as to not provoke him
            G7                 Bb
Then asked, "What's up with the gun, man?"

Chorus:
A            A7              Eb7                  D7       A
It's been so hot in here for days, the ice cream's melting
      A7                Eb7              D7      A
Given the means and the ways, the xxx is helping
           Dbm           D   Dm      E7
I lost directions to the microwaving meals
                   F
And my Captain and Tennille

Interlude: G G7 Bb

Interlude: G G7 Bb

Verse 2:
G      G7              Bb                  G
"Now, I try to keep my head above my shoes
           G7                  Bb        G
Especially in front of new wave hairdos"
           G7           Bb                 G
A dying man said to me, with his dead lips
G7              Bb
Selling crack in Eubonics, oh

Chorus:
A         A7         Eb7               D7         A
As not to offend, or annoy, or strike a bad note
          A7         Eb7              D7          A
As not to damage, or destroy, or say a bad word
          Dbm            D      Dm         E7
I gave directions to the nearest coffee shop
              F
So maybe he'd stop, so maybe he'd stop

Bridge:
Cmaj7        D7                Cmaj7
Wake up world, it's time to go
                              D7             Cmaj7
'Cause this life can bring you down, so down
                           Dm7
Wake up world, it's time to go
                            Gb
And turn around the opposite way

Interlude:
   C  Bb  C  B
   Gb  C  Bb  C  B
   Gb  C  Bb  C  B
   Gb C  Bb  C  B

Gb      Bb          Gb      Bb         Gb
Are you man enough, are you man enough
        Bb           B                  Bb   A    Gb
Are you man enough to take the blame for this?
        Bb          Gb      Bb
Are you man enough, are you man enough
        Bb           B                  Bb   A    Gb
Are you man enough to take the blame for this?
        Bb          Gb      Bb
Are you man enough, are you man enough
        Bb           B                  Bb   A    Gb
Are you man enough to take the blame for this?
        Bb          Gb      Bb
Are you man enough, are you man enough
        Bb           B                  Bb   A    Gb
Are you man enough to take the blame for this?
        Bb          Gb      Bb
Are you man enough, are you man enough
        Bb           B                  Bb   A    Gb
Are you man enough to take the blame for this?
        Bb           B                  Bb   A
Are you man enough to take the blame for this?

Outro: Bb A Ab G Gb
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