Intro: Cm Gm You’re walking in the woods. Cm Gm There’s no one around and your phone is dead. Cm Gm Cm Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him! -Shia Labeouf!- Cm Gm He’s following you about 30 feet back. Ab Gm Ab He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. G Cm He’s gaining on you. Shia Labeouf! Cm Gm Ab You’re looking for your car but you’re all turned around. Ebmaj7 He’s almost upon you now Ab Gsus4 G And you can see there’s blood on his face! C Csus4 Cadd9 My god, there’s blood everywhere! Chorus: Fm Running for your life -from Shia Labeouf!- Cm He’s brandishing a knife -it’s Shia Labeouf!- Fm Fdim7 Lurking in the shadows C Hollywood superstar, Shia Labeouf! Fm Living in the woods! Shia Labeouf! Cm Killing for sport! Shia Labeouf! Fdim7 Eating all the bodies! G Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf! Verse: Cm Now it’s dark and you seem to have lost him but you’re hopelessly lost yourself. Ab Ab7 Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush. Cm Gm Cm Gm A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope! G#5add Ab You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! AH! It’s caught in a bear trap! Chorus: Fm Gnawing off your leg, -Quiet, quiet.- Cm Limping to the cottage, -Quiet, quiet.- Fm Fdim7 Now you’re on the doorstep, C Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf. Fm Sharpening an axe, -Shia Labeouf!- Cm But he doesn’t hear you enter, -Shia Labeouf.- Fm Fdim7 You’re sneaking up behind him. G Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf. Fm Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf, Cm Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf, Fm Fdim7 Stab it in his kidney. G Safe at last from Shia Labeouf. Cm You limp into the dark woods, blood oozing from your stump leg. You’ve beaten Shia Labeouf Outro: Fm Wait! He isn’t dead -Shia surprise- Cm There’s a gun to your head and death in his eyes Fm Fdim7 But you can do Jiu Jitsu G Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf Gm Ledendary fight with Shia LaBeouf Dm Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf Bb Bb You try to swing an axe at Shia Labeouf A But blood is draining fast from your stump leg Am He’s dodging every swipe, he parries to the left Em You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck Cadd9 C You’re chopping his head now B You have just decapitated Shia Labeouf Em His head Topples to the floor, expressionless You fall to your knees and catch your breath You’re finally safe from Shia Labeouf